Tag: Game of Thrones

  • ‘Game of Thrones’ Tommen Actor Fears the Worst for Ser Pounce

    The “Game of Thrones” Season 6 finale offered bombshell after bombshell, but clearly the biggest question after the supersized episode is about the fate of the one true king of the Seven Kingdoms: Ser Pounce.

    King Tommen’s beloved cat is now, at best, an orphan, after his dad gave new meaning to the term King’s Landing. His mother Margaery is also gone, a victim of Grandma Cersei’s wildfire pyromania at the Sept of Baelor.

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    After the finale, Tommen actor Dean-Charles Chapman talked to HBO about the fate of Westeros’s royal feline:

    HBO: What became of Ser Pounce?

    Dean-Charles Chapman: He probably got a girlfriend and got married… And probably got caught up in the Sept blast, unfortunately.

    Nooooo! Why would he be at the Sept, though, and not the Red Keep? It would’ve been nice for GoT to show Ser Pounce wandering around, to make it clear he was not there, and made it out alive. But we probably shouldn’t expect to see Ser Pounce again, and not because he may have been a victim of the Mad Queen. Apparently he’s a bit of a “diva” himself and made life difficult on the set. (It’s his royal prerogative!)

    As Chapman explained it…

    HBO: Do you have a favorite scene from your time on Game of Thrones?

    Dean-Charles Chapman: I’d probably choose the Ser Pounce scene in “Oathkeeper.” That was my first day, so that meant a lot to me. It’s an iconic scene for Tommen with Ser Pounce and Margaery. It was a long, hard day, because the cat was a bit of a diva.

    Here’s more on that, from Chapman to the Huffington Post:

    “With the cat, it was my first time working with animals, and it was quite hard because you’re doing a scene with the other actress or actor, and at the same time there’s trainers off the set, behind the camera, like with a little toy putting food on the bed for it to stand in a certain position, and that cat that day would have none of it. He was just loving life. He just really wasn’t on his game that day. Yeah, I think that was the reason why they didn’t have him back because it’s just hard work. Cats can’t understand English, so you tell a cat, ‘Come on. Jump on the bed,’ and he just looks at you like, ‘What are you talking about?’”

    Oh, cats can understand English all right, they’re just blowing you off. The cat has learned from Cersei. Ser Pounce, unlike Tommen, will not be a puppet. Natalie Dormer (Margaery) also said in a Reddit AMA that the Pounce star was a “diva,” which actually sounds like the best reason to bring him back.

    The showrunners confirmed that we only have two more seasons, and the last shot of the series should be the ruler of the Seven Kingdoms (probably Daenerys Targaryen) stepping off the Iron Throne to go somewhere, and Ser Pounce jumping up and taking his rightful place. He is the Prince That Was Promised!

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  • ‘Game of Thrones’ Producer Explains Varys, Arya’s Fast Travel Times

    Game of Thrones“Game of Thrones” might have dragons and zombies, but something it absolutely doesn’t have: jetpacks.

    Sunday’s season 6 finale left many fans wondering how Varys and Arya were able to travel so quickly. In particular, it seemed impossible that Varys could move from Meereen to Dorne, then back to Meereen to stand alongside Daenerys on her ship to conquer Westeros. All that continent-hopping led to some tinfoil conspiracy theories, but producer Bryan Cogman revealed on Twitter that there’s a very simple explanation.

    So, just because only half an hour elapses between Varys’s appearance in Dorne and his appearance in Meereen, doesn’t mean it didn’t take him weeks or even months to travel that distance. Same with Arya. While her journey from Braavos to Riverrun seems lightning fast in episodic time, it may very well have lasted months in real, Westerosi time.


    He added:


    Looking closely at the final tableau of Daenerys Stormborn’s fleet, you can see Martell and Tyrell ships, indicating Varys sailed back with them to Meereen. Then, all of her allies left together in one, very imposing fleet. Arya likely booked passage with a captain just as she did before the Waif stabbed her.

    Sorry, no jetpacks. Except for Littlefinger’s, of course.

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  • ‘Game of Thrones’ Season 7: Sansa & Jon Relationship ‘Will Be Crucial to Watch’

    From dead to king — Jon Snow had quite a journey in “Game of Thrones” Season 6.

    In the supersized finale, “The Winds of Winter,” Jon was declared the King in the North, even though Sansa Stark is the “pureblood” Stark. It wasn’t revealed to Jon or Sansa, but the audience (and Bran Stark) finally got confirmation that Jon is actually the love child of Lyanna Stark and Prince Rhaegar Targaryen, son of the Mad King. That makes him Daenerys Targaryen’s nephew, and also Ned Stark’s nephew. Either way, Lyanna Mormont was right to say Ned Stark’s blood runs through Jon’s veins, it’s just by way of Lyanna’s own namesake.

    In the “Inside the Episode” video, showrunners David Benioff and Dan Weiss talked about the potential rivalry between Jon and Sansa. They love each other, but there’s still a lack of complete trust, with Sansa not telling Jon about her meeting with Littlefinger, or her letter to the knights of the Vale.

    “There’s definitely a little hint of conflict there,” Benioff said. “You see that come out in Episode 9 where she’s at the war council where no one asks her opinion, despite the fact that she knows Ramsay better than anyone. So I think there’s a little bit of anger about that, a little bit of jealousy. And that relationship will be crucial to watch.”
    Interesting. Littlefinger fanned the flames with his speech to Sansa about wanting to sit on the Iron Throne, with Sansa by his side. He said she is “the future of House Stark” and the one the North should rally around. Sansa smiled, at first, when Jon was declared King in the North, until she locked eyes with the smirking Petyr Baelish. Is she really ready to be second fiddle to Jon (who was stabbed to death by the last people he tried to rule, let’s not forget)?

    There are reportedly only two seasons ahead, and both meant to be shorter than the usual 10 episodes, so we will definitely keep an eye on this potential Stark drama. Plus, Arya should be coming home soon, right?

    Watch the full “Inside the Episode” video:
    “Game of Thrones” Season 7 should start filming pretty soon (they usually start in July, but that’s been for 10-episode seasons) with the new season most likely premiering in April 2017.

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  • ‘Game of Thrones’: Lena Headey Names ‘Right Person’ to Kill Queen Cersei

    Cersei Lannister has been *a* queen on “Game of Thrones” for all six seasons to date. But she is now finally *the* queen of the Seven Kingdoms.

    In the truly epic supersized Season 6 finale, “The Winds of Winter,” Cersei killed off Queen Margaery (Natalie Dormer) and a ton of other people, and basically shrugged off the suicide of her son King Tommen (Dean-Charles Chapman). Toward the end of the episode, she took the Iron Throne for herself as the very first solo queen of Westeros.

    However, not even Lena Headey thinks Cersei will stay on that chair for long.

    “No. Surely not! Not a chance in hell,”‘ Headey told Entertainment Weekly after the finale. “It’s a moment of punctuation in the madness.” She said she isn’t sure who’ll take over, but she admitted she got goosebumps reading “The ships are coming,” with Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke) on the way. Headey said she assumes “there’s going to be one helluva battle” for King’s (Queen’s?) Landing, but said no one tells her anything for sure. (Season 7 should start filming pretty soon, if they keep to the usual schedule of around late July to late November, but they may not with the two shortened final seasons.)

    Headey also said she’s excited to see Cersei and Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage) back together, and she mentioned him again when discussing Cersei’s eventual fate.

    People don’t last long on the Iron Throne, EW noted, but Headey isn’t afraid of her character dying. “I’ve always said that when it happens, as long as it’s kinda glorious and gory and it’s by the right person…” Who is that right person? She continued, “I think it has to be Arya or Tyrion.”

    Arya crossed Walder Frey’s name off her list in the finale, but Cersei’s name still needs to be addressed. However, Headey noted, “No one would relish her death as much as” Tyrion. EW told Headey she’d love to do that scene with her friend Peter Dinklage, and she agreed. “Love. Maybe we could have a dying kiss or something.”

    Here are some alternate suggestions: Since Cersei loves fire as much as the Mad King, why not let her die by dragonfire? Or do the ultimate twist and don’t kill her at all — send her to The Wall as the first female member of the Night’s Watch. If we can have solo queens for the first time — in King’s Landing, the Iron Islands, Meereen — surely Cersei can break the gender barrier at Castle Black. She’d be Lord Commander in no time.

    *Spoiler section*

    Speculation aside, there’s always Maggy the Frog’s prophecy for Cersei, from George R.R. Martin’s book “A Feast for Crows.” It is foretold that “Queen you shall be… until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear,” which Cersei took to mean Margaery Tyrell, but fans always suspected was Daenerys Targaryen. Maggy also told Cersei her death would come from the hands of “the valonqar,” which is High Valyrian for “little brother”: “…And when your tears have drowned you, the valonqar shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat and choke the life from you.” Cersei thought that meant Tyrion Lannister, but some fans think it means her twin brother Jaime.

    Read Headey’s full EW interview for more, including the interesting tidbit that the “depraved” Septa Unella scene was originally meant to be even worse. Maybe we’ll get that scene on the Season 6 Blu-ray/DVD.

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  • ‘Game of Thrones’ Releases Season 6 Finale Photos

    Game of ThronesStill flying high after that epic “Game of Thrones”? Well, here’s something to pump you up even more: new photos from the season 6 finale, “The Winds of Winter.”

    As with most images released pre-broadcast, the pics don’t tell us too much (and hardly anything that we didn’t see in the teaser), but hey, every little bit counts. In the photo above, Daenerys and Tyrion have a serious chat, likely as they are preparing to depart on Ironborn ships for Westeros.

    Below, the High Sparrow stands before a kneeling Loras Tyrell, who will stand trial for religious crimes. Also standing trial will be former queen Cersei Lannister.
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    Meanwhile, Cersei’s brother, Jaime, heads to the Twins, the home of the Freys, after his successful siege of Riverrun. Jaime is also seen dining with the odious Walder Frey.
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    Next up, we have a very stern-looking Davos Seaworth. In “Battle of the Bastards,” he finally figured out what happened to Shireen Baratheon (she was burned at the stake by Melisandre). You can bet he wants justice.
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    And finally, Bran’s back! Will his visions tell him that his younger brother, Rickon, is dead? Will he learn that his sister and half-brother have taken back Winterfell? Will fans finally get confirmation on the R+L=J theory?
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    The season 6 finale is super-sized at 69 minutes, and the episode’s title is the same as George R.R. Martin’s next book. “The Winds of Winter” airs Sunday at 9 p.m. on HBO.

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  • Five ‘Game of Thrones’ Stars Land Big Raises for Final Two Seasons: Report

    The stars of “Game of Thrones” aren’t quite “Friends,” but mad money will be there for them in Season 7 and Season 8.

    HBO has yet to officially announce the plan for the final seasons of the show, but Season 7 is casting right now, with an expected episode count shortened from 10 to seven; Season 8 is also expected to be shorter than the usual 10 episodes, and it’s also being looked at as the probable final season.

    Deadline just issued a report that five of the main GoT stars negotiated for more pay in Season 7 and Season 8. They said Peter Dinklage (Tyrion Lannister), Kit Harington (Jon Snow), Lena Headey (Cersei Lannister), Emilia Clarke (Daenerys Targaryen) and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (Jaime Lannister) “will all be paid north of $500,000 an episode for Season 7, which has been officially picked up, and Season 8, which is widely expected.”

    HBO's "Game Of Thrones" Panel - Comic-Con 2011However, Deadline added, that shouldn’t be taken to mean those five characters will definitely make it to the end; as Nellie Andreeva wrote, “I hear it does not guarantee that all five characters will survive til the end as the show’s last episodes are yet to be written. I hear the contracts of the other regulars who landed raises alongside the Big 5 in fall 2014, have not been redone yet.”

    So if you’re worried that Stark queens Sophie Turner (Sansa Stark) and Maisie Williams (Arya Stark) are missing out on raises, it’s possible they are negotiating power moves right now.

    HBO Now just crashed from demand to watch the most recent episode, “Battle of the Bastards,” so it doesn’t seem like wasted money to give pay bumps to the most prominent members of this ensemble.

    In terms of the five mentioned above, they were rumored to be getting about $300K an episode during the last contract talks in 2014. Half a million dollars is a quality raise from that amount, but it’s for episodes that run a full hour, no commercials, and there will probably only be 13 episodes total across two seasons. Contrast that with the $1 million an episode for the “Friends” cast, for a half-hour sitcom that ran across 22 episodes. That show made tons of ad money for the network, so the stars cashed in. Other stars, like on “The Big Bang Theory” and “Modern Family,” are still doing that today.

    GoT is a very expensive show to produce, and you can see the results on screen. Entertainment Weekly said, in Season 6, it cost up to $10 million to shoot each episode. Meanwhile, we hear the three dragons want $3 million each for the final seasons, so we’ll have to see what a threat of “Dracarys” can net them.

    GoT’s Season 6 finale, “The Winds of Winter,” airs this Sunday, June 26 at 9 p.m. ET on HBO.

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  • ‘Game of Thrones’ Fans Attack HBO Now for ‘Battle of the Bastards’ Crash

    Last night, many “Game of Thrones” fans wanted to treat HBO Now like Jon Snow treated Ramsay Bolton’s face in Season 6, Episode 9, “Battle of the Bastards.”. The streaming app crashed just in time for the most epic episode to date, and it sparked the third major battle of the evening.

    According to Deadline, overwhelming demand to watch the episode during the East Coast airing caused an HBO Now overload crash from 9 to 10 p.m ET, leaving more than 15,000 would-be users hungrier than Ramsay’s hounds.

    HBO Now addressed the outage in a tweet marked 9:43 p.m., then updated at 10:12 p.m. that it was fixed.


    But oh man did they take a beating before, during, and after those tweets (just look at the replies), with some users saying it still wasn’t working for them; others threatening to cancel their services after that night; others wanting refunds; still others saying it didn’t matter anymore ’cause the episode had been spoiled online by the time they got to see it; and at least one noting that maybe they should’ve apologized at least once for the inconvenience.


    Yes, fans take their TV shows very seriously, but if you’re paying for a service to work when you need it, 9 p.m. for East Coasters was exactly when they needed it, so you can understand the frustration. (The service costs $14.99 per month for access to HBO’s shows without a cable subscription.) However, other users said their service worked just fine, so they clearly won the Game of Thrones and the others … well, you know what happens to the losers.

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  • ‘Game of Thrones’ Season 7 Casting Notices Tease ‘High-Stakes’ Scene

    As the sun now stands, “Game of Thrones” Season 6 just gave us a perfect “Battle of the Bastards” and we have a few days until the big Episode 10 finale, “The Winds of Winter.” However, the HBO team finished shooting Season 6 toward the end of 2015, and it’s almost time to start filming Season 7. To that end, Watchers on the Wall shared details from their sources on casting for the 2017 season.

    Here are details from the site:

    “According to our sources, the show is currently casting two young Northern characters. Their names are unknown, with Game of Thrones being just as careful on their notices as they were last year.

    The first is a 16-year-old Northern girl. They’re looking for an actress with a northern accent to take part in what’s being called ‘a high-stakes scene with leading cast members.’ Her physical description isn’t specified, except for her needing to be white.

    The second role is for a 10-year-old Northern boy. He appears to be a part of the same ‘high-stakes’ scene as the teenage girl.

    These particular roles will be filming in September and October. We’ve also heard there are other child roles being cast at the moment, but we haven’t received any more details on them.”

    HBO usually starts filming in July, so the wheels are already in motion in terms of scripts and plans, and these characters sound like they may be in mid-season episodes. Then again, we may have to rethink the timelines if HBO goes with a seven-episode Season 7 instead of the usual 10 episodes. That might change the schedule. HBO has yet to confirm anything, but they may be waiting for the Season 6 finale to air to make an official statement about production starting on Season 7, including the exact number of episodes.

    When it comes to these young Northern characters, there’s speculation that they could be part of another flashback, but now that the Starks have reclaimed Winterfell, they could just be more kids in the North. Either way, we probably won’t see any of this until around this time next year. TEARS.

    In the meantime, here’s the Season 6 finale promo:

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  • ‘Game of Thrones’ Recap: Sansa Stark Wins Perfect ‘Battle of the Bastards’

    Always bet on a hound to get the last word on “Game of Thrones.”

    Thank you, GoT. Season 6, Episode 9, “Battle of the Bastards,” redeemed itself — or the showrunners redeemed themselves — after last week’s questionable Really, THAT’s How Arya Survived? disappointment. The brilliant, powerful, incredibly shot “Battle of the Bastards” was perfectly satisfying on two fronts — Winterfell and Meereen — and not because it was a total win for our two “Ice” and “Fire” heroes. Neither side completely won. That said, the gains were huge:

    WINS

    • Thanks to Sansa Stark‘s smart-thinking to send a raven to Littlefinger, the knights of the Vale rode into the Battle of the Bastards just in time to save Jon Snow and our losing heroes.

    Ramsay Bolton‘s cowardice was not rewarded. He rejected single combat, trusting his superior army numbers. However, when his army was defeated, he tried for a siege in Winterfell. When Wun-Wun blasted that theory, he tried to shoot arrows at Jon. That didn’t work either. So…

    • Jon Snow got to beat the living crap out of Ramsay Bolton. That was gorgeous.


    Even better…

    • It looked like GoT might pull a move from “The Walking Dead” comic with Ramsay kept in a jail cell, but no. The plan was much, much better. Sansa visited the tied-up Ramsay and told him he’d be forgotten soon, then showed him his killers would be his own hounds. Ramsay had starved them for seven days, expecting to turn them on the Starks, but instead Sansa sicced them on their daddy. Ramsay thought they’d be loyal, but no starving hound is loyal to anything other than his or her stomach. Hearing his screams as she walked away = priceless. Happy Father’s Day, Ramsay. Happy Revenge Day, Sansa.


    • The Stark banner flies once more above Winterfell, where it belongs.

    Daenerys Targaryen saved the day in burning Meereen by riding Drogon while Viserion and Rhaegal finally got to see some action, burning enemy ships. She also compromised, no choosing total Death By Fire, ala her father the Mad King, showing she can be diplomatic. (Also, that wildfire reference will probably come into play in the finale, since it’s most likely the “rumor” Qyburn and Cersei were talking about.)

    • Two of the three masters were killed, with Tyrion Lannister telling the living one to go home and spread the word that Queen D is a BAMF and maybe stop trying to make slavery happen in Meereen.

    Yara and Theon Greyjoy beat Euron to Meereen and Dany and Yara shook hands (and flirted?) on a deal for the Greyjoys to give Dany ships and back her claim for the Iron Throne, in exchange for her support for Yara as queen of the Iron Islands.

    However…

    LOSSES

    • Sansa was right: They were never going to get Rickon Stark back. Ramsay played one of his games, setting Rickon free, then shooting arrows at him as the youngest Stark ran for his life, trying to get to Jon in time. Ramsay shot him dead, and there went the heir apparent. Even if Sansa knew it would happen, losing Rickon was huge for the Stark family. Ned. Robb. Catelyn. And now Rickon. This would affect us, as viewers, more if we had been able to follow Rickon and Osha when they parted from Bran’s group. But that was not the choice. RIP, little man, we wish we had known you better. Shaggydog is waiting for you in Westeros heaven.

    • Wun-Wun died after breaking into Winterfell to prevent a siege. He had so many arrows in him. RIP, hero.

    Davos now finally knows what Melisandre did to Shireen, or at least suggested that Stannis do. He’s not happy. But what is he going to do about it?

    • Yara agreed to no more reaving, raping, and roming from Iron Island-ers, but will she stick to that, when that’s pretty much their thing? Same question to the Dothraki, though. That’s probably what they’re looking forward to when they cross the Narrow Sea to Westeros. Dany is anti-rape and pillaging, though, so how is that going to work?

    • The North is still in disarray, after so many casualties. Plus, the finale promo (see end of recap) showed the Freys and the Lannisters are working together again. Can everyone somehow come together to face the real threat, the White Walkers? And who will rule Winterfell — Sansa or Jon?

    • Meereen is also still in disarray, after casualties and an unclear future. How is Dany going to dis-engage from this — leaving Grey Worm and Missandei in charge and leave for Westeros?

    Check out this Inside the Episode video for more:

    Next week is the finale, and there are so many loose ends to tie up. Can it possibly top this awesome? And will we finally get the end of that Tower of Joy scene, revealing that there were (at least) two Targaryen warriors in action tonight?

    Read on for a full recap of Episode 9:

    PREVIOUSLY: The “previously on” reminds us that it was Sansa’s idea to fight for Winterfell, and when Jon wanted to fight with the men they had, she wrote her letter (to Littlefinger). We also see Shireen, and the two sets of Greyjoys ready to head out to Meereen, just in time for the old masters to attack the city.

    THE MAP: Even though it looks like we’re only visiting two story locations this week, the map takes us to King’s Landing, Riverrun, Winterfell, The Wall, Braavos, and Meereen.

    BATTLE FOR MEEREEN
    The episode actually starts with the battle in Meereen. Daenerys doesn’t seem amused by how Tyrion Lannister has run things in her absence, but — to be fair — she fled on a dragon when the city was trying to kill her, so it’s not like they liked her more. She stares Tyrion down as he tries to defend his decisions, saying Meereen is on the rise. Dany says she’s going to set the masters on fire and free the people, etc. Tyrion says the Mad King’s plan for King’s Landing was to use caches of wildfire to burn all of the citizens. That’s why Jaime killed him. (Cersei’s plan for King’s Landing now?) Tyrion wants an alternate approach for Meereen, but they are wasting time with this chat when the masters are attacking. What’s his plan? Outside, one of the masters says he offered them peace but if she hadn’t been so arrogant she could’ve left in ships. But now she’ll leave on foot like the beggar queen she is.

    So this is the “terms are rejected and accepted” of the synopsis? Tricksy.

    Dany says they must not have communicated clearly, since they are here for the masters’s surrender, not hers. They laugh and say her reign is over but she says her reign has just begun. She always has these confident mic drop moments. Cue the dragons! it’s Drogon again, he appears to be better with his timing and easier to ride now. Where are the other two, though? They always miss out on the fun stuff, and they were locked up for Drogon’s misbehavior, which was never fair. But wait! No! They finally get to join the fight, without their own riders (for now). On a second front, a giant horde of Dothraki ride over and slaughter the Sons of the Harpy. Dany drops her “Dracarys” line to Drogon to set enemy ships on fire. So she isn’t just killing everyone, like the Mad King, she’s being more discerning.

    While Dany rides around setting foes on fire, Grey Worm lays down the law on the masters’s soldiers. So they lose their armies. Tyrion thanks them for the free ships for their queen. (haha) Tyrion is upset that the masters betrayed them, and Missandei says their queen wants one of them to die. (Love Tyrion’s line about other people’s deaths being abstract.) So of course one sells another under the bus, saying kill him, he’s an outsider. The two “sellers” are killed, the target outsider is spared and Tyrion tells him to go spread the word to his people. Diplomacy in action!

    Halfway through the episode we return to Meereen and … it’s a reunion for Tyrion and Theon! Last time Tyrion saw Theon, Theon was poking fun of Tyrion. Now Dany gets to meet Theon and Yara. Theon tells Tyrion he didn’t actually murder the Stark boys but he did things that were just as bad. Tyrion does the talking in the meeting. They brought Dany 100 ships. She figures they want her to back Theon’s rule, but no they want Yara. Has the Iron Islands ever had a queen? No, but nor has Westeros. (Borderling flirtation happening … and I like it.) The Greyjoys tell her about Euron’s claim. Tyrion seems unsure, but Dany sets terms. They will support her claim for the Seven Kingdoms, but she says no reaving, no roving, no raping. Yara says that’s all they have left. Dany says no more. Yara agrees. No more. Will she stick to it?

    BATTLE OF THE BASTARDS: WINTERFELL

    About 15 minutes into the episode, we head to Winterfell for, at first, a meeting between Sansa and Jon’s small group and, on the other side, Ramsay and his team of Umbers and Karstarks. Ramsay says “bastard” Jon doesn’t have enough men, don’t lead his men into slaughter when there’s no need. “I am a man of mercy.” Jon says he’s right, there’s no need for a battle. “Thousands of men don’t need to die. Only one of us. Let’s end this the old way: You against me.” Ramsay doesn’t know if he’d beat Jon, but he knows his army of 6,000 men will beat Jon’s. Jon makes a good point to say, will Ramsay’s men fight for him when they know he wouldn’t fight for them. Ramsay counters by asking if Jon is too proud to save his little brother. Sansa wants proof. They show Shaggydog’s head again. Sansa decides it’s a fight, tomorrow morning, and rides away. Ramsay tells Jon he’s looking forward to having Sansa back, and feeding Jon and his men to his own dogs.

    That night, there’s a strategy meeting with Jon, Davos, Tormund, and others. Tormund is worried about all of their horses. Jon has a strategy plan, but the terms are clearly foreign to Tormund. Davos says it’s crucial that they let Ramsay’s army charge into them. They have the numbers, so Team Stark needs the patience. Jon wants them coming full tilt, angry. Sansa jumps in afterward, saying Jon made a quick decision with his advisors but didn’t he consider asking her? She’s the one who knows Ramsay. He loves to hurt people, he won’t fall into a trap. Jon thinks Ramsay is overconfident, but Sansa doesn’t think so. She also doesn’t think they’ll ever get Rickon back. Rickon is the biggest threat as a trueborn son, she knows Ramsay will never let him go. Sansa doesn’t want Jon to do what Ramsay expects, and she didn’t want to fight with so few men. Sansa says, if Ramsay wins, she’s not going back there alive. Jon promises he will protect her, he won’t let Ramsay touch her again. Sansa is more jaded now, she says no one can protect her, “no one can protect anyone.” Speaking of No One, Arya Stark should step in and save the day.

    Tormund and Davos have a nice chat about how they’ve been wrong in the past, believing in kings. Jon Snow is not a king. Convo ends with Tormund laughing, “happy sh-tting.”

    Back in the tent, Jon wonders why Melisandre wasn’t at the War Council meeting. Her advice? “Don’t lose.” If he falls, Jon says, “don’t bring me back.” She says she’ll have to try, but he orders her not to. She serves the Lord of Light and does what he commands. If the Lord didn’t want her to bring him back, why did it work? Maybe He brought Jon here to die again. What kind of God would do something like that? “The one we’ve got.” Nah. Jon is the ice master of “A Song of Ice and Fire.”

    Davos finds what he gave Shireen. He pieces together what happened. Gorgeous scene, visually, in the early morning light, even if the context is tragic.

    That morning, the armies face each other for battle. Jon’s small group gets a look at what they’re facing. Flayed people burned?

    Ramsay drags Rickon behind him, tied up like a slave. Jon watches. Ramsay breaks out his knife and frees Rickon’s rope. However, he asks Rickon, “Do you like games, little man? Let’s play a game.” Run to your brother. The sooner you make it, the sooner you get to see him. But as Rickon runs, Ramsay does his favorite thing, and treats Rickon like a hunting target. Jon rides out as fast as he can, but it’s not fast enough. Ramsay casually takes a few arrow shots, misses the first couple, then kills Rickon.


    Sorry, little Rickie.

    Sansa was right. And Jon reacted the way Ramsay wanted — by being the one to get mad, taken by surprise. He took the bait. The armies charge, and it is BEAUTIFULLY shot. “The Revenant” and “Battle of the Bastards” — ugly things depicted at their most gorgeous. Jon stands in front of the charging army, looking ready to be killed, when forces on his own side charge from behind, saving his butt. We see Jon go FULL POWER STARK on the Boltons, slaying on the field, with blood on his face. Love that head-butt at one point. And it’s awesome to see Longclaw in this game, Valyrian steel on the field. Ramsay watches from a safe distance and orders more arrows every so often. He doesn’t need to break a sweat to win at this point, so he won’t bother.

    Davos was with a group in the back, but said they may as well be chicken sh-ts back there, so they charge. Ramsay stays put, but the Umbers (and Karstarcks?) burst forward and surround Jon, Tormund, Davos, and that army. Very clever, you have to give Ramsay points for strategy even if he’s the most evil piece of filth that ever didn’t quite exist.

    It looks hopeless, but our team puts up a fight to break their ranks, with Wun-Wun swatting away shields, and — ugh — people climbing over dying bodies is brutal. Tormund is hurt! Team Bolton charges forward with shields, with no exit behind them. Goddamn Jon looks hot with that dirt and blood and armor. Just saying. Jon and others are trampled in the fight. Tormund takes on Umber. We barely see anything from Jon’s perspective, being stepped on from the ground. Such amazing cinematography. What a horrible way that would be to die — to be trampled to death in battle. But it doesn’t happen to Jon. He gets up and almost crowd surfs in the crush. Ramsay, of course, watches it all from a safe distance. Poor sweet Wun-Wun is covered in arrows. Love the Tormund/Umber battle, which goes to our ginger hero.

    Suddenly we hear horns. It’s the knights of the Vale! They charge in just in time, as Ramsay looks on in surprise. Haha. Avenge them. That was the plan. We flash to Littlefinger, smirking, next to Sansa, who also looks pleased. She’s finally going to get her revenge. Jon stands with sword in hand, facing a shocked Ramsay. Dirty Jon is ready for blood. Ramsay, coward to the last, tries to ride away. Jon has to follow on foot. Where can you go, Ramsay? Where can you hide? Or does he want one last bit of revenge before the end?

    Ah, he wants a siege. But it doesn’t work. Not like Riverrun, ’cause Riverun never had Wun-Wun. It’s Wun-Wun’s last great act. He dies. Ramsay tries for one last attempt at one-on-one combat and breaks out his arrows, but Jon has a shield and just keeps coming. Suck it, Ramsay. Jon gets him down and beats the crap out of him. Yes! He loves it, though, the sicko. Jon punches and punches and punches and there’s blood everywhere. Jon looks up at Sansa. What does she want? Jon walks away, leaving Ramsay on the ground. Alive?

    The Stark banner returns to Winterfell. Davos glares at Melisandre. Jon tells them to bury Rickon in the crypt next to Ned Stark. Sansa wants to know where Ramsay is. He’s alive, tied up. Beat up. But alive. Sansa goes to see him. She lets him speak. Jesus, just kill him already. He asks if this is where he’s staying now. She says nothing, but he says their time together is about to come to an end. But he’s inside her now, forever. (Nasty. But no one ever said rapists were charming. She’s not pregnant, I hope. It’s just Ramsay playing his mind games.) Sansa says his words will disappear, his house will disappear, his name will disappear. All memory of him will disappear. His hungry hounds are there. Ah, that’s a fitting fate. “My hounds will never harm me.” Sansa reminds Ramsay that he said he hadn’t fed them in seven days. They were loyal, but now they’re starving. Genius. He tells them to get down, but they attack and eat him, as Sansa walks away. Brilliant!

    WHAT’S NEXT?
    It’s finale time! Episode 10 is called “The Winds of Winter,” which is also the title of the next book coming from author George R.R. Martin, so if you weren’t worried about the show spoiling the book before, it’s now time to worry. Here’s the description for “The Winds of Winter”: “Cersei (Lena Headey) faces her trial.”

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