You know how I know you’re so ’90s, "The Net"? Everyone says aloud EVERYTHING that they type.
This film’s greatest contribution to how movies think computers "work"? Ordering a pizza online without ever speaking to a person. From a time when the internet was new and "scary," Sandra Bullock takes a backseat to weird zoom-ins on words like "mainframe" and "irl." Where something called an "internet number" exists and — nevermind that, let’s get back to this Pizza.net thing…

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