3. Paris Hilton, ‘Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset’ (Season 8)

Here, the show takes on the then-new trend of “celebutantes” and the increasingly sexualized marketing practices aimed at young kids. Original celebutante Paris Hilton arrives in town to open her new store, “Dirty Filthy Whore,” which is an instant hit among daughters and moms alike. Drunk and hung over at the same time, Paris staggers her way through town adopting a new pet (poor Butters in a bear costume), and challenging Mr. Slave’s status as the sluttiest person.

In one of the most graphic face-offs ever depicted, Mr. Slave wins by a landslide — with a move that should never be depicted anywhere else… ever. The episode’s highlight is an 80s-era board game commercial for the "Dirty Filthy Whore" video playset — which includes camcorder, night vision and two tabs of ecstasy to allow young players to create their own sex tapes.

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