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  • ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’ Episode 5 Recap

    Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen)
    Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen) in Lucasfilm’s ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi,’ exclusively on Disney+. © 2022 Lucasfilm Ltd. & ™. All Rights Reserved.

    The Empire isn’t willing to let Kenobi go that easily. Welcome to the second to last episode of ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’.

    We begin with a flashback to ‘The Clone Wars’ era and see Hayden Christensen as a young Anakin Skywalker! He’s sparring with Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) to prove he’s ready to be a Jedi Master but then we’re quickly brought back to present day and now see Anakin as Darth Vader.

    Reva (Moses Ingram) walks in and tells Vader exactly where Obi-Wan is headed. She’s also finally given what she’s always wanted, the Grand Inquisitor title.

    The rescue ship lands, and Kenobi runs into Haja (Kumail Nanjiani), who explains he’s now wanted by the empire after his confrontation with Reva. They ask Roken (O’Shea Jackson Jr.) for help getting back to Alderaan, but he explains that they need to save the refugees first.

    Vader is on his way, and he is not happy. It’s revealed that the tracker Reva planted was in Leia’s droid, and she directs it remotely to close the hideaway’s doors and trap the refuges inside. Obi-Wan then confronts a wall of messages from Jedi who have previously been there, as well as a box full of lightsabers.

    Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen)
    Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen) in Lucasfilm’s ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi,’ exclusively on Disney+. © 2022 Lucasfilm Ltd. & ™. All Rights Reserved.

    The droid locks down the facility, as Kenobi tells Roken that Vader “has no patients for a siege.” We’re shown another flashback, and the Empire lands on the planet. Obi-Wan takes the lead and promises everyone they will be safe if they can hold off the Empire long enough to escape. He gives Roken an hour to bypass the lockdown as the Empire prepares their attack, and Reva lands with an army of Stormtroopers.

    Obi-Wan receives a message from Bail Organa (Jimmy Smits), worried that Vader has discovered the truth about his offspring and offers to go to Tatooine and help Owen Lars (Joel Edgerton) protect young Luke Skywalker (Grant Feely).

    Tala (Indira Varma) then speaks to Obi-Wan and tells him about the force sensitive families that she watched be killed, explaining how she moved from the Empire to the Resistance. “There are some things you can’t forget, but you can fight to make them better,” she explained.

    Haja recommends climbing through the vent to fix the doors, and Leia (Vivien Lyra Blair) offers to help. Roken dismisses her but Kenobi orders him to let her try. He then puts Haja in charge of Leia so he can confront Reva and buy them some time. Kenobi tells the Empire that he wants to talk the Inquisitor. Reva agrees and the two meet at the door. She instantly sees through his charade and realizes that he is just stalling for time.

    Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)
    Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) in Lucasfilm’s ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi,’ exclusively on Disney+. © 2022 Lucasfilm Ltd. & ™. All Rights Reserved.

    Kenobi then asks her how she knows Vader is Anakin. He soon realizes that Reva was a youngling during the events of Order 66 and knows what Anakin did. We are then shown a flashback revealing that Reva had to play dead to avoid being killed by Anakin.

    Obi-Wan goes on to discover her big plan. Reva isn’t helping Vader, she wants to kill him and have her revenge. But she turns the tides, blaming Kenobi for Anakin’s murder spree. She strongly asserts that she needs no help, not even his, breaking the door open and fighting her way through.

    The Stormtroopers break through with her, and the rebel group retreats. Leia is still in the vents attempting to get the doors open. Tala is shot but her droid protects her as she closes the hallway door to save everyone else, before sacrificing herself by setting off an explosive to slow the attack.

    Vader tells Reva remotely to stand down, as we get another flashback to Anakin’s Jedi test. Kenobi realizes that Anakin is expecting him to surrender, and once again leaves Leia with Haja to keep her safe, while giving himself up to the Empire.

    Obi-Wan informs Reva that she isn’t bringing him to Vader, but that he’s bringing Vader to her! He tells her about the refuges and asks if Reva is really going to let Vader slaughter innocent people again, offering to help her end it together. Considering his offer, Reva questions if Vader will see it coming. Kenobi replies “all he’ll see is me.”

    Reva looking at city
    Reva (Moses Ingram) in Lucasfilm’s ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi,’ exclusively on Disney+. © 2022 Lucasfilm Ltd. & ™. All Rights Reserved.

    In the flashback, Anakin downs Kenobi as he explains how the young man’s need for victory blinds him. In the present, Vader lands on the planet and goes to get his old Master.

    Back in the air vent, Leia finds the broken piece and gets attacked by Lola, freeing her from the empire’s control, while Vader enters the base. Leia gets the doors open and is reunited with Kenobi, as he has escaped from the Empire. A transport goes to leave, and Vader stops it, breaking it open in a rage to find Obi-Wan, only to discover that it was a distraction, as the real ship flies away.

    In the flashback, Anakin finally loses to Obi-Wan, with his Master saying, “You are a great warrior Anakin, but your need to prove yourself is your undoing. Until you overcome it, a Padawan you will still be.”

    Back in the present, Reva is ready to end Vader’s life until he stops her cold, revealing that he knew of her plans and blames Kenobi for using her. They fight, but she is no match for Vader, as he tosses her a blade, so they can duel it out fair and square.

    But Vader gets the upper hand as Reva flashes back to when he attacked her friends during Order 66. Vader defeats Reva, leaving her gravely injured, as it is revealed that the Grand Inquisitor is still alive and working with Vader to reveal Reva’s true intentions.

    Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen)
    Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen) in Lucasfilm’s ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi,’ exclusively on Disney+. © 2022 Lucasfilm Ltd. & ™. All Rights Reserved.

    Kenobi and the rebels get away, as we see Reva still fighting for her life, and discovering the message Bail Organa left for Kenobi, revealing Luke Skywalker. Back on the ship, Kenobi senses that something is wrong. The scene then cuts to Tatooine and a sleeping Luke. Fade to black.

    Director Deborah Chow made a brilliant choice to use the flashback to the prequels in this episode. Not only did we get to see Hayden Christensen back in his old Jedi robe and wielding his lightsaber, but we also saw Ewan McGregor with his famous mullet!

    But fan service aside, the use of that flashback was to illustrate the seemingly never-ending battle between good and evil through Anakin and Obi-Wan’s long relationship, as it was playing out in real time. While yes, we saw it as a memory, it still got its point across.

    Without that choice, we would just have a back and forth between Master and Apprentice, neither of them literally in the same room! It shows the audience a time when the two were (relatively) friendly, but also giving us hints of what’s to come in this series.

    Like in the flashback, Anakin is impulsive and full of anger. While this is obvious to longtime fans of the franchise, it shows how little he has changed in the long run. Not counting the missing limbs.

    Order 66 as seen in 'Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith.'
    Order 66 as seen in ‘Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith.’

    But it’s not just Anakin’s flashback that we see in this episode. Reva gets the same treatment, as we’re shown a firsthand account of Order 66, when Anakin completely turned to the dark side. The parallels of her trauma as well as Kenobi’s, while different, are nearly one in the same.

    Reva lost her family in the Jedi order, just as Anakin lost his Master in his welcoming of the dark side. While I wouldn’t say that her path parallel’s Anakin’s, she does what he seemingly cannot, which is fight back!

    We only have one episode left of ‘Obi-Won Kenobi’ and so much more can still happen.

    See you all next week for the finale!

    ‘Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi’ Poster Courtesy of Disney+
    Lucasfilm’s ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi,’ exclusively on Disney+. © 2022 Lucasfilm Ltd. & ™. All Rights Reserved.
  • ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’ Episode 4 Recap

    Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)
    Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) in Lucasfilm’s ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi,’ exclusively on Disney+. © 2022 Lucasfilm Ltd. & ™. All Rights Reserved.

    The last episode of ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’ brought up old ghosts and some returning flames from the past. Time for episode four, where we got a rescue to pull off.

    We open on Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) waking in and out of consciousness after his little stint with Vader (Hayden Christensen). Obviously injured and being brought to a settlement of people helping others escape from the Empire. He is tossed into a Bacta tank and is instantly visited with visions of his fight with Vader, while Anakin going through the same thing, parallels their history. Out of panic, Kenobi escapes the tank.

    Tala (Indira Varma) tells him he still needs time to heal, and Kenobi asks where Leia (Vivien Lyra Blair) is, unknowing of her capture. We are shown Leia taken by the Empire and Reva (Moses Ingram) telling her Kenobi is dead, and that she should give up hope that anyone is coming to help her. Tala takes Obi-wan to a man named Roken (O’Shea Jackson Jr.) who appears to be the leader of the settlement, and he tells Ben about the Empire and what they’re capable of, and how his wife was killed by their hand.

    He shows Kenobi a hologram of the Empire facility, Tala explaining she still has officer clearance and can get him in. The two head off, the other members of her group being hesitant to get into a fight. We see Ben trying to use the force to move an object. He can still do it—it’s just tough, like it’s trapped in his body and soul somewhere he can’t reach. “Something’s cannot be forgotten.”

    Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)
    Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) in Lucasfilm’s ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi,’ exclusively on Disney+. © 2022 Lucasfilm Ltd. & ™. All Rights Reserved.

    Reva confronts Leia about the safe house they found. She asks how Kenobi died, and Reva lies. Leia very sternly says she doesn’t know where the “path” is, staying firm in hiding everything from the Empire. Tala lands on the base and there is suspicion around her because this isn’t her sector, so she’s not allowed in. She is stopped by a guard who is interrogating her for paperwork, but she uses her high-ranking cover to gain access.

    Obi-Wan also gains access to the base when Tala uses her credentials, and she secretly helps him by opening doors and giving directions. Reva is still attempting to get the info out of Leia, but the little girl is proving to be tough. Lola (Leia’s droid) tries to escape, but the inquisitor figures it out and stops it from leaving the cell. She slowly starts to talk about her past, reminiscing to the princess that she too used to have a droid.

    Tala is found out, and Ben is on his own. He hides from a pair of troopers but uses the force successfully to confuse them. In the meantime, Tala knocks out the officer who discovers her. Reva is still trying to push Leia to the edge mentally. Leia says she will tell her, but claims she needs to tell her father (Jimmy Smits) first. Angered, Reva sends her to be tortured to discover the truth.

    Ben finds the secure sector, only to discover a disturbing amount of Jedi and resistance members locked up in a tomb in a substance similar to amber. It is a mixture of adults, children, species of all kinds, in a weird and macabre trophy room.

    Imperial captain
    Imperial captain (Indira Varma) in Lucasfilm’s ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi,’ exclusively on Disney+. © 2022 Lucasfilm Ltd. & ™. All Rights Reserved.

    Kenobi hears Leia and calls for Tala to make a distraction and boy does she make one. Tala instructs Reva she needs to speak to her. She explains where the hidden escape tunnels are, but she is unable to lie to the Inquisitor successfully.

    The distraction does its job though, and Ben saves Leia. Meanwhile, Reva is interrogating Tala. It is revealed to them that Obi-wan and Leia were spotted, and the escape begins. An underground hallway window is about to break as their being attacked by troopers and will flood the room with water. But Ben uses the force and escapes drowning. Showing no matter what it seems like, his connection to the force is still strong.

    Tala and Ben discreetly move to her ship but are stopped by Reva. They get surrounded only for a group of ships owned by the Resistance to come and rain fire down on the platform. One ship makes an escape while the other is shot down.

    Vader is angry at his base being attacked so openly and that his Inquisitors couldn’t stop them from getting away. He force-chokes Reva, releasing her to speak when she motions to him. She claims to have placed a tracker on the ship (inside Leia’s droid), and that it will lead them to Kenobi. The group make it back to the resistance ship, down one fighter. But in a moment of peace, Leia takes hold of Ben’s hand. Fade to black.

    Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen)
    Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen) in Lucasfilm’s ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi,’ exclusively on Disney+. © 2022 Lucasfilm Ltd. & ™. All Rights Reserved.

    The one thing that ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’ has been really doing well is adding brand new characters to the ‘Star Wars’ universe. Both Reva, played by Moses Ingram, and Tala portrayed by Indira Varma, respectively. Both also showing a distinct different view of the Empire.

    In Tala, we have a character who joined the Empire at a time when she thought they were all for protecting the galaxy. But, as the show mentions, she realized that it was changing, and not for the better. This contradicts with how we can interpret Reva’s point of view of the Empire.

    In her, we are introduced to a character who sees the Empire as the final goal for the galaxy. That control and fear goes hand in hand, and that both can be accomplished whether people like it or not. Like the rest of the Empire, Reva is willing to do whatever she can to show loyalty and strength.

    These two characters show just how vast the world of ‘Star Wars’ can be on either side. You have one character who we know saw the error in what she was believing and changed sides to put a stop to it, and we have another person who thrives in that evil, becoming one with the darkness to gain the power she needs to be on top.

    I hope the remaining two episodes of ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’ continue this path of gracing the universe with brand new, interesting characters that we can only hope we’ll see more of in the future!

    See you back here next week for episode 5!

    Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen) i
    Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen) in Lucasfilm’s ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi,’ exclusively on Disney+. © 2022 Lucasfilm Ltd. & ™. All Rights Reserved.
  • ‘Moon Knight’ Episode 5 Recap

    Oscar Isaac as Marc Spector and Steven Grant, and Taweret
    (L-R): Oscar Isaac as Marc Spector and Steven Grant, and Taweret (voiced by Antonia Salib) in Marvel Studios’ ‘Moon Knight,’ exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2022. All Rights Reserved.

    Episode 4 had a lot to answer for! Welcome to episode 5 of ‘Moon Knight’!

    Marc is shown a woman claiming something is “all his fault” and he’s shot back to the asylum. Spector knows something isn’t right now. But he goes along with the Arthur Harrow look alike.

    The Doctor brings up that Marc was talking about a boy. He’s knocked out by the guard and brought back to Taweret. The god informs Marc and Steven they are, in fact, dead. Still wonderfully joyful as she goes through her motions welcoming them to the Underworld, she explains that this is Marc’s specific afterlife and that others also exist.

    Because the afterlife cannot be perceived by humans, they all look familiar, so it can be understood by mortal eyes. Marc finally says “we’re crazy” before opening a door and revealing the actual Egyptian afterlife. Rolling sands, howls of the dead, and a scale with a feather, as Taweret takes their hearts, seen as two rocks.

    If Marc & Steven’s combined hearts weigh less than the feather, they’re going to the afterlife. If it’s heavier, it’s off the boat and left for the dead. Marc tells Steven that they should kill the hippo and steal the boat, but the scale is going crazy. Taweret claims Marc & Steven’s hearts aren’t full. She tells them to go back into their afterlife and tell each other the truth.

    Oscar Isaac as Steven Grant and Marc Spector
    (L-R): Oscar Isaac as Steven Grant and Marc Spector in Marvel Studios’ ‘Moon Knight,’ exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2022. All Rights Reserved.

    Marc informs Steven that his memories are a mess. “Mine too” the latter responds, as they begin to go through them. They stop at a door to which Steven asks Marc if they remember something. It’s a street, with a man in front of a red car. Then they are stopped by a scream, Marc and Steven then enter a cafe with dead bodies. It’s revealed they are all people killed by Moon Knight, sentenced to death by Khonshu. This causes the scale to slow, as Steven spots a child in the room.

    He chases after him and locks the door behind Marc. He’s in a backyard, and with what appears to be his family, and him and his brother. Steven chases the kids into the woods, and into a cave, stepping on the skeletal body of a bird in the process. Steven calls to the kids, telling them to get out as rainwater is filling the cave and will most likely drown them. This appears to be a memory, as Marc is exploring the white hallways seeing others through the doors.

    This new memory he stumbles on is a funeral. It’s revealed his mother blames him for the death of his brother, and basically starts to avoid Marc, ignoring his birthday party. We’re shown that as a teenager, Marc left home thinking that his mother would never get better. Marc throws Steven out of the memory and into another one of his own, at the Egyptian tomb where he met Khonshu.

    He tells Steven how he became a mercenary, and shows him dying, crawling towards the god’s statue. As Marc is about to pull the trigger and kill himself, Khonshu begins to speak to him, offering him to become his eyes, his hands, and his warrior.

    Khonshu (voiced by F. Murray Abraham) and Oscar Isaac as Moon Knight
    (L-R): Khonshu (voiced by F. Murray Abraham) and Oscar Isaac as Moon Knight in Marvel Studios’ ‘Moon Knight,’ exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2022. All Rights Reserved.

    They are called outside and realize Arthur is closer to his goal back on Earth. Taweret agrees to help them get back and have Layla help rescue Khonshu. Steven claims they need to go into the bedroom Marc didn’t want them in during the funeral memory he saw earlier. The two argue, and the former breaks down. Now he’s back with Doctor Harrow.

    Harrow asked Marc if he created Steven to hide, or if Steven created him to get revenge. He tells Marc that he must open up to Steven, so they can understand each other. Marc shows Steven the room, and how his mother would threaten to beat him. We’re shown his first shift to Steven, and how his alter is based off an Indiana Jones-type movie poster. All the way down to his full name as Steven Grant.

    It’s finally revealed that Steven was made to forget that their mother abused them, and he’s told that their mother is actually dead. Now it’s Steven’s turn to meet Doctor Harrow and the man nearly takes it as a joke. Doctor Harrow tells Steven he brought him and Marc to the psyche hospital when he found out his mother died.

    Harrow offers to call her, and Steven begs him not to do that. He gets emotional, and it’s obvious what Marc had told him had an impact. He’s visually emotional and finally tells the doctor “my mother is dead.” We’re shown another funeral, and it’s revealed the earlier memory was Marc outside of that funeral. In an emotional outburst he switches back to Steven, who calls his mother like she’s still alive.

    Oscar Isaac as Marc Spector and Ethan Hawke as Arthur Harrow
    (L-R): Oscar Isaac as Marc Spector and Ethan Hawke as Arthur Harrow in Marvel Studios’ ‘Moon Knight,’ exclusively on Disney+. Photo by Gabor Kotschy. ©Marvel Studios 2022. All Rights Reserved.

    Steven tells Marc everything that happened wasn’t his fault. The ground shakes, and they realize the scales never balanced. Meaning the undead souls of everyone Marc had killed are coming after them. Marc attempts to fight back and is dragged to the ledge.

    Steven pilots the boat, attempting to help, and Marc is knocked out, once again taken to the ledge. Steven instantly starts fighting back and saves Marc. He takes out another zombie, and it’s shown that even he has some latent violence.

    Marc is once again grabbed, and Steven throws the zombie over the ledge, sending himself with it. He tries to chase after the boat but is captured by the sands and turned to stone. As Marc asks for the boat to stop, the scales balance themselves. The setting changes to a wheat field, with music playing in the background. This is paradise, at least Marc’s version of it. Then the credits roll.

    The cool aspect of this episode is the way the show has interpreted real Egyptian myth so far. Contrary to popular belief, Khonshu is not a god Marvel just made up for the comics. He was real, and the Ancient Egyptians worshipped him as a benevolent, helpful deity, and as the show mentions, protecting travelers in the night. It is incredible fascinating to see Marvel take so heavily from actual myth for a character like this, adding real, researchable history to a story.

    We have one more episode left in Moon Knight, and let’s hope the show ends as it’s been going so far; loud!

    See you all next week!

    Oscar Isaac as Marc Spector
    Oscar Isaac as Marc Spector in Marvel Studios’ ‘Moon Knight,’ exclusively on Disney+. Photo by Gabor Kotschy. ©Marvel Studios 2022. All Rights Reserved.

     

  • ‘Moon Knight’ Episode 2 Recap

    Oscar Isaac as Moon Knight
    Oscar Isaac as Moon Knight in Marvel Studios’ ‘Moon Knight, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2022. All Rights Reserved.

    Episode 2 of Disney+’s Marvel series ‘Moon Knight’ delivers more Marc Spector, Steven Grant, Arthur Harrow, and finally introduces us to our new show-exclusive character, Layla. In this episode, we learn how the Moon Knight power works, and get more connections to the source material.

    The episode begins with Steven waking up and instantly going to the museum in hopes of catching Arthur after the frantic fight he had the night before with one of his jackals. But when he shows up at the museum, the camera show nothing but Marc Spector walking out. And Steven knows that isn’t him in control of his own body.

    We finally see Layla in the flesh, and she informs Steven (whom she still believes to be Marc) that they are married, that she misses their time together and that they are supposed to get a divorce. Steven and Layla share a nice little connection between poetry and myth, only for the police, who are members of Harrow’s cult, to show up at Steven’s door and kidnap him.

    The audience is given a tense scene between Steven and Arthur, all with Khonshu breathing down Steven’s neck commanding him to brutally murder Arthur. Harrow seemingly knows more about the god than Steven does, and reveals he too worked for him at one point. While this is not proven to be true as of yet, it shows that the god is not afraid to change his vessel as often as he wishes.

    Arthur is still looking for that scarab, and Steven is following Marc’s wishes and telling Harrow that he doesn’t have it. Up until Layla appears, claiming she has it and freeing Steven. The two escape, with Steven having another terrifying jackal on his heels. With Marc pounding in his brain and Steven terrified, he attempts to summon the suit … well, a suit.

    Oscar Isaac as Mr. Knight
    Oscar Isaac as Mr. Knight in Marvel Studios’ ‘Moon Knight,’ exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2022. All Rights Reserved.

    We finally have the reveal of Mr. Knight, hilariously coined by Marc as “a psychotic Colonel Sanders.” Steven himself has some sort of control over the power! Though it’s clear to see that Khonshu only gave the powers to Marc, not any other of his alters.

    The episode closes with Arthur getting the scarab (revealed to be a sort of tracking device to Amitt’s tomb), Khonshu threatening Marc that if he doesn’t stop Arthur, he’ll take Layla as his next vessel, and Marc himself awakening in Egypt, facing the great pyramids of Giza.

    The biggest revelation of this episode is the fact we now know Steven is an alter-ego of Marc. While the show’s first episode played this off as a mystery, with Steven being revealed first, episode 2 confirms the comic connection. Though we still don’t have a confirmation on Marc’s other personality, that of Jake Lockley. Which would indeed be weird if Marvel chose not to include it.

    While it’s clear the show is taking more liberties from its source material, the biggest change in this episode is Layla, most likely based off Marc’s girlfriend in the comics, Marlene Alraune (more on her in a bit.) Which is surprising for a show that has so far stuck to the source material rather well. Especially for something so out of left field for Marvel and Disney.

    Ethan Hawke, May Calamawy, and Oscar Isaac
    (L-R): Ethan Hawke as Arthur Harrow, May Calamawy as Layla El-Faouly, and Oscar Isaac as Marc Spector/Steven Grant in Marvel Studios’ ‘Moon Knight,’ exclusively on Disney+. Photo by Csaba Aknay. ©Marvel Studios 2022. All Rights Reserved.

    Like the last episode before it, episode 2 is filled with some cleverly hidden Easter eggs. One of them being another comic book hidden in a QR code. While this could be a fantastic way for people to get into the comics, it’s fascinating the Marvel team is hiding them instead of putting them in the open. Though, if they continue to do it for future episodes, it could be a great way to get more people into the story.

    The other Easter egg (if it could be called that) in the episode is Layla herself. As mentioned before, she’s more than likely based off of the character of Marlene Alraune, Marc Specter’s on and off again girlfriend in the comics. While it’s interesting for Marvel to just transfer her character over, she also wasn’t exactly the most interesting character in the comics. So, their choice to make someone completely brand new with close to the same backstory totally works.

    One thing that should be mentioned is where ‘Moon Knight’ fits in the Marvel Cinematic timeline. It was revealed just recently on Disney’s official timeline; ‘Moon Knight’ takes place directly after ‘Hawkeye’ and ‘Eternals’. How this will affect the show is yet to be seen, but we shouldn’t be surprised if both the Blip is mentioned, or the giant Celestial that is still currently in the sea.

    Episode 2 of ‘Moon Knight’ was another fun ride, with some cool fights and great moments. It’s refreshing to see a show so dark and unafraid to hide from the weirder side of the Marvel universe, even more so than something like the ‘Eternals’.

    Hopefully the next few episodes hold up that weirdness and give us more brutal fights.

    Oscar Isaac as Moon Knight
    Oscar Isaac as Moon Knight in Marvel Studios’ ‘Moon Knight,’ exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2022. All Rights Reserved.
  • ‘Moon Knight’ Episode 1 Recap

    Oscar Isaac as Steven Grant
    Oscar Isaac as Steven Grant in Marvel Studios’ ‘Moon Knight,’ exclusively on Disney+. Photo by Csaba Aknay. ©Marvel Studios 2022. All Rights Reserved.

    Moon Knight’ is Marvel’s newest Disney+ show, and the first time the titular character has found himself on the live-action screen. Staring Oscar Isaac and Ethan Hawke, the show follows Isaacs in the role(s) of Steven Grant and his many personalities—as the man suffers from DID, dissociative identity disorder, and his journey as the new anti-hero Moon Knight.

    The first episode dropped this week, so let’s discuss what we saw, what it could mean going forward, and how does this first episode hold up with the rest of the MCU streaming shows!

    Steven Grant is, well, awkward. And, well, strange. He falls sleep with a chain around his ankle, has tape on his door and doesn’t even remember setting up a dinner date with a co-worker. Steven suffers from DID, and it appears his alter-egos are doing things without his knowledge. Throughout this first episode we see Steven slowly start to lose his grip with everything he thought he knew, all leading up to the rather long finale of the episode.

    Oscar Isaac as Moon Knight
    Oscar Isaac as Moon Knight in Marvel Studios’ ‘Moon Knight.’Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2022. All Rights Reserved.

    Quick flashes of an English countryside that is totally hosting a cult, Steven hearing someone’s voice in his head and being attacked by what is possibly the creepiest MCU monster we’ve ever seen. It all leads up to him (well, the Marc Spector alter), clad in the Moon Knight costume and standing over an insanely brutalized monster.

    ‘Moon Knight’ starts rather slowly compared to the other MCU shows, but honestly that’s not much of an issue. Compared to other characters we’ve seen get shows on Disney+, ‘Moon Knight’ is the one character that people would know the least about. Compared to, say, Scarlet Witch or Loki, this is the first time we have seen Moon Knight in, well, anything. But does the episode hold up as a good introduction?

    Honestly, it does its job. We’re shown Steven Grant, and get glimpses of his DID in the form of flashes in the last half of the episode, and seen his life outside of whatever the hell craziness that his alter-ego gets into.

    Konshu in 'Moon Knight'
    Konshu in Marvel Studios’ ‘Moon Knight,’ exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2022. All Rights Reserved.

    Khonshu is given a small role in the episode, seen more as a slasher movie villain as he spookily watches from the sidelines in the last half. His voice is different, at least from what I expected, but it does a great job of portraying an ancient god that is tired of whatever Steven Grant is doing, which is stopping Marc Spector from doing his job.

    There isn’t much to discuss when it comes to Ethan Hawke and his portrayal of the villain Arthur, only that he indeed succeeds at portraying a very creepy and threatening cult leader. We’re shown in the episode his abilities; he can weigh the hearts of others just as the ancient Egyptian myths of the afterlife have explained.

    For those who are not aware, in Egyptian myth, your heart is weighed against a feather when you die. If your heart is lighter, you’re allowed passage to the afterlife. If not, your heart is unceremoniously eaten by an alligator. We see this in action when Arthur weighs the hearts of two people in the town square scene, one getting told they were worthy and the other just keeling over.

    Ethan Hawke 'Moon Knight'
    Ethan Hawke as Arthur Harrow in Marvel Studios’ ‘Moon Knight.’ Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2022. All Rights Reserved.

    There’s been talks in Hollywood how recent films have handled the culture and country of Egypt in film and TV, and I personally believe it’s too early to tell with ‘Moon Knight.’ The handling of the myths, at least to my knowledge, are on point and match up with history (obviously not counting the Marvel universes’ changes) so we have yet to see how the rest is going to work. Khonshu himself is not a real Egyptian god, but how the show has depicted him so far is more horror movie villain than mythical being.

    Now, a main part of this show is indeed the inclusion of Steve’s DID. There is always a constant debate on how mental health is portrayed in film and whether it’s used as a stereotypical gimmick or something to villainize a character.

    While Oscar Isaac himself is not diagnosed with DID, it’s obvious he has done his research and is doing his best to respect the diagnoses and those who have it. Though, I will admit it is kind of jarring seeing him go from shy and timid Steven Grant to serious and intense Marc Spector. I honestly can’t tell if the accent is a good thing or if it plays Grant off to be a bit of a nerd-like character.

    I personally think the first episode does a good job at portraying a character like Moon Knight in way that’s both accessible and so much different from what came before it. Compared to the other Marvel shows on Disney+, it isn’t the most intense or the craziest action wise. It’s the start of a story that not everyone is familiar with, and we obviously need more time to see how marvel is going to handle introducing such a wild character.

    Let’s hope we get more answers next week!

    'Moon Knight' poster courtesy of Disney+
    ‘Moon Knight’ poster courtesy of Disney+.
  • ‘Legion’ Episode 2 Recap: The Dad Without a Face

    LEGION -- "Chapter 2" (Airs Wednesday, February 15, 10:00 pm/ep) -- Pictured: (l-r) Jeremie Harris as Ptonomy Wallace, Rachel Keller as Syd Barrett, Jean Smart as Melanie Bird, Dan Stevens as David Haller. CR: Michelle Faye/FXAnd we’re back! With what is certainly the coolest show on television. Yes, I feel comfortable saying that. Just like I feel comfortable wearing jeans to formal events. But “Legion,” based on a specific corner of the “X-Men” universe, is also arguably the most confusing (in an agreeably abstract sort of way) show on television. So once again I’m going to recap this week’s excellent episode (once again written by series mastermind/all-around genius Noah Hawley) in the form of a series of questions.

    Let’s get to it!

    Where Were We?

    When we last left “Legion,” David (Dan Stevens), a supernaturally powerful psychic, was on the run with a group of renegades led by Doctor Bird (Jean Smart), along with his body-swapping love interest Syd (Rachel Keller, who it turns out is the beating heart of the show), and a host of other weirdos. Meanwhile, a group of paramilitary thugs, now known as Division 3 (which explains their cool logo from last week), are on the hunt for David and the band of misfit mutants. Oh, and they probably have a mutant on their side too — his name is The Eye (Mackenzie Gray) and he’s got a really bad perm.

    What About That Title Card?

    Can we talk about how cool the title card is? The font is perfect and the whispering voices are creepy and strange. Not sure if this will be a part of every episode (I haven’t watched ahead), but damn is it neat.

    What Happens in This Episode (Mostly)?

    Much like the pilot, which was structured around a series of interrogations or therapy sessions — some at the hands of doctors at Clockworks (where David was institutionalized), some as childhood therapy sessions, others at the hands of a villainous Division 3 agent (Hamish Linklater, missed dearly) — so too is this episode.

    David is taken to Summerland, the group’s base of operations, and asked to do “memory work” with some of the other mutants, which is kind of a “Star Trek”-y mind meld, mixed with Scientology auditing (you grab onto metal cones and pray). This leads David and some of the others to physically enter his memories, whether it’s a time when he and Lenny (Aubrey Plaza) were doing a new drug called “vapor” (released via a frog-shaped nebulizer) or a moment when he was visited by The Yellow-Eyed Devil, the grotesque monster that haunts him.

    An additional wrinkle is introduced when David goes under for a kind of wiggly CAT scan, administered by Summerland kook Cary (the wonderful Bill Irwin). Ostensibly, they’re trying to locate some of David’s more problematic memories, which they do, but it also taps into an ability David has to see what is going on in the present, just elsewhere. He’s transported, psychically, back to Clockworks, where his sister Amy (Katie Aselton) is frantically looking for him. At the end of the episode, the other Summerland inhabitants are shocked to see the CAT scan machine fully transported out into a courtyard — David’s doing, of course.

    David makes an attempt to leave the facility, knowing that Amy is in trouble. Syd stops him, saying that he still needs training. When he asks her how she knows Amy will still be OK, Syd shoots back, “Because she’s bait.” As the show closes, we see Amy, now in the presence of The Eye (and some eels or leeches or something). Eep.So, What About His Father?

    Ah yes. There is an uncommon amount of flashback time given to young David being read to by his father, whose face is shrouded in shadow. “Why can’t I see his face?” David asks, while inside his memory spectrum. (David’s father is reading him a gory children’s book hilariously titled “The World’s Angriest Boy in the World.”) While the question of David’s parentage is an intriguing mystery for viewers of the show, the hardcore nerds out there (myself included) and casual comic book fans know exactly who his father is: Professor Charles Xavier, the leader of the X-Men (played by Michael Fassbender and Patrick Stewart, respectively, in the increasingly nonsensical movie franchise).

    On the show, his face could have been obscured because they’re waiting for a big reveal or they’ll simply never get around to showing the character or addressing that element of the story at all. What is even more fascinating is that, later in the episode, he describes his father taking him to look at the stars. (His father was an “astronomer,” he says.) David says that he looked up at the stars and the stars spoke to him. Now, we know that David has some form of dissociative personality disorder, and there is a lot of this episode devoted to the “voices” that David hears and the question of whether or not they’re real, imagined, or from some other timeline (like when he heard Amy at the end of the episode). I have a theory, though, about this star story: that David is actually talking about a time Professor X brought him into Cerebro, the giant mutant-finding device that Xavier designed to track down similarly gifted individuals.

    Cerebro is often visualized as a large spherical dome, so if it was dark enough, it would look very much like the night sky, and when it finds mutants, they light up, like stars in that same sky. The fact that David could hear them talking is even more telling — he was reaching out to those other mutants and communicating with them, possibly boosted by Cerebro’s computing power, but most likely because he’s incredibly gifted himself.

    What About Syd’s Big Confession?

    The other biggest moment in the episode, at least in my eyes, was Syd confessing that a lot of what happened in the back half of the previous episode actually happened to her, and not David. (Remember their “Freaky Friday” body swap?) As it turns out, it was Syd who ended up killing Lenny at Clockworks and getting recruited, at least initially, by the Summerland folk. David takes all of this rather reassuringly, in a calm and elegant way.

    Afterwards, he told her all he wanted to do was hug her. That was a deeply affecting, human moment, that all of the narrative fireworks can’t diminish. Another interesting element of this episode, which I would be remiss to forget about, is the fact that David and Lenny were pals before being locked up (or whatever) in Clockworks. They had a friendship before they were institutionalized, which included fun things, like trying new street drugs together. Something tells me that the true story of how they wound up in Clockworks is going to be super fun, and that she’ll continue to make appearances in some kind of altered dreamscape (or something) throughout the rest of the season.

    Wait, Was That a Weird Naked Person Covered in Swastikas?

    I think it might have been.

    Bonus Question for Next Episode: Where Is Jemaine?

    We know that Jemaine Clement, the insanely talented New Zealand actor and comedian from “What We Do in the Shadows” (he was also the giant crab monster in “Moana”), is a part of the cast, playing Dr. Bird’s goofball husband. But he hasn’t shown up yet. Maybe next week!

  • ‘Legion’ Premiere Recap: Wait, WTF Happened in ‘Chapter 1’?

    LEGION -- "Chapter 1" (Airs Wednesday, February 8, 10:00 pm/ep) -- Pictured: (l-r) Dan Stevens as David Haller, Rachel Keller as Syd Barrett, Aubrey Plaza as Lenny "Cornflakes" Busker. CR: Chris Large/FX“Legion,” which premiered last night on FX, is maybe the most un-recappable show in the history of modern television. There are so many time jumps, narrative shifts, flashbacks, and potential dream sequences, that even following it can be a bit of a challenge. Actually putting it into some kind of linear analysis seems like a fools errand at best and actively self-destructive at worse.

    So, instead of a straight recap, what I’m going to do is answer some questions, put the show into context, and add a little bit of insight — or at least try to, anyway.

    Wait, What Is “Legion”?

    I know. Those commercials during the Super Bowl were really confusing. And it’s a shame because “Legion” is probably the most exciting new series to come along in a while. “Legion” is created by certifiable genius Noah Hawley, who reconfigured the Coen Brothers’ “Fargo” into one of the most talked-about and critically acclaimed cable shows on air and stars “Downton Abbey” breakout star Dan Stevens in the role of David Haller, a man who may or may not be losing his mind (and who may or may not have extraordinary powers). Much of the pilot takes place in the nefarious, Kubrickian Clockworks Institute, a kind of mental health facility for incredibly troubled individuals (in a virtuoso opening montage, we see David grow up and eventually try to commit suicide). Oh, and it’s sort of based on a character from Marvel’s long-running “X-Men” comic book franchise. Did I forget to mention that?

    So It’s Based on a Comic Book?

    Well, yes. It’s based on a character created by Chris Claremont and Bill Sienkiewicz, who made his debut in “The New Mutants,” a spin-off of the incredibly popular “Uncanny X-Men.” Heller, in the comic books at least, is someone who has multiple personalities and whose personalities take a very literal form — disparate characters would fight for control over Heller’s mind (some were good and some were very, very bad). It was incredibly ambitious and hard to visualize, which makes the decision to base an entire series around this character (the titular “Legion” are those inside of Heller wrestling for psychic superiority).

    But What About the X-Men?

    Despite FX running two “X-Men” movies back-to-back before the premiere of “Legion,” there’s no real connection (so far) between the mutants and the show. In the comic books, Heller is found out to be the son of Charles Xavier, the grand leader of the X-Men (played in the films, alternately, by Patrick Stewart and Michael Fassbender). It seems unlikely, given the kaleidoscopic nature of the show and its stubborn refusal to be placed into any one box (especially one marked “comic books”) that this connection will be fortified, and not just because it would take a lot to get either of those actors to appear on a basic cable series. “Legion” is unlike anything you’ve seen on television and anything even remotely related to the superhero movies that populate our multiplexes or the serialized sagas on television. This is some next level stuff.

    How Is the First Episode?

    Amazing. It’s a disorienting, fully realized trip and a huge reminder that Hawley is one of TV’s brightest visionaries, in or out of the snow.LEGION -- Pictured: (l-r) Rachel Keller as Syd Barrett, Dan Stevens as David Haller. CR: Chris Large/FXWhat Actually Happens?

    Well, that’s the biggest question.

    In this first episode, David is being questioned by several doctors, both in the Clockworks Institute and by a mysterious paramilitary force led by an inquisitive, creepy doctor played by indie movie favorite Hamish Linklater. A suicide attempt might have gotten him institutionalized, but a large psychic outbreak (his powers are very extreme) is what landed him in the company of the bad guys. The episode toggles between a number of timelines, so it’s unclear when, exactly, the events are unfolding, although a rather violent escape at the end of the episode suggests that David has escaped the baddies and has now joined with some benevolent freedom fighters, led by Jean Smart (obviously). But what’s more important than what actually happens, on a narrative-level, is the world that Hawley and company have set up.

    David is about as unreliable a main character as you’re likely to find, and his psychological state is such that even if characters die off, they can return in his consciousness. (My theory is that this is going to be like their version of the comic book’s multiple characters; instead of personalities fighting for control of David, other characters will simply visit him inside of his consciousness.) At one point, Hawley had told press that the entire series takes place within David, so that definitely throws a wrench in things. (The inspired production design, too, is beautiful and disorienting, mixing modernism with high-tech gadgetry in a really incredible way. It’s very hard to pin down.) What is happening? What is real? What is fantasy? And does it really matter? The only thing I know the answer to is the last question and it’s a big fat NO.

    “Legion” weaves a singular spell around the audience that’s hard to shake, and while there are certainly a number of mysteries presented in this initial offering (who or what is the devil with the yellow eyes?), it’s the kind of thing that’s best experienced and not intellectualized. Also, keep in mind that I haven’t even discussed Rachel Keller as Syd Barrett, another mutant who swaps bodies with David at one point. Just typing this stuff out is a reminder of how bonkers this show really, truly is. Ah, I love it.

    So Where Does It Go From Here?

    I haven’t watched anymore episodes and stayed away from the “next week on ‘Legion’” teaser because, honestly, who wants to get spoiled? From the looks of it, David will fall in line with Jean Smart and whatever she’s up to, while outrunning the villainous forces we were introduced to in the pilot. Just from casting notices, we know that the always wonderful Jemaine Clement will be a member of Smart’s resistance (he plays her husband, who has “spent the last 20 years on the astral plane”). There are, of course, looming questions, like: How does the devil with the yellow eyes fit into all this? What is the exact chronology of everything? And, who are these forces on either side of the fight? But, more than that, the show will hopefully let us into David’s world, watching him grow and change, and, hopefully, stop causing so many things to blow up with his mind.

    Either way, we’ll see you next week for another recap.

  • ‘Game of Thrones’ Finale Recap: Who Died, Who’s Blind in ‘Mother’s Mercy’?

    Warning: Spoilers ahead, not only from the “Game of Thrones” Season 5 finale but also the “A Song of Ice and Fire” books.

    Don’t worry! Jon Snow (“Game of Thrones” Season 5 finale — Episode 10, “Mother’s Mercy” — had so many deaths it may literally be impossible to count, unless someone has a definitive number on Stannis Baratheon’s men. But the name of the book series is “A Song of Ice and Fire” and Jon Snow is the Ice as much as Daenerys Targaryen is the Fire. His watch has not ended.
    Here are the deaths we’re sure about:

    • Selyse Baratheon
    • Stannis Baratheon (and the men who didn’t ditch him)
    • Meryn Trant
    • Myranda
    • Myrcella Baratheon (we think we’re 100 percent about this one. She was poisoned but we didn’t see her die)

    Here are the less certain deaths:

    • Jaqen died but did not die because No One died. Let someone else explain it. He’s fine. And yet he killed himself. Don’t worry about it.
    • Jon Snow. He was stabbed repeatedly by his fellow men of the Night’s Watch, who consider him a traitor. Even young Olly, Jon’s little protege, joined the stabbing. He was the last knife into Jon’s body and Season 5 ended with Jon bleeding out, looking dead. In the most recent book, “A Dance with Dragons,” the same thing happened, but Jon called to Ghost — suggesting that maybe Jon would warg into Ghost. If Jon does die, or comes close, can Melisandre save him — she who is essentially useless on all other levels at this point?

    A crapload of other stuff happened outside of the deaths: Arya is now blind, Cersei had a naked walk of shame, Sam left for The Citadel, Sansa and Theon escaped, Dany is back with a khalasar, Varys returned, etc.

    Here are highlights from Episode 10:
    • We had the first death within the first five minutes of the episode when Stannis Baratheon was led into the woods to find his wife, Selyse Baratheon had hanged herself. We’d feel worse about it if she hadn’t been such a horrible mother up until the point when her daughter was already burning and it was too late to do anything. Stannis also faced a mutiny of men who apparently didn’t want to follow a king who was willing to burn his daughter alive. Didn’t see that in your flames, did you, Melisandre?

    • Stannis continued his sad trombone luck/bad betting on Mel’s prophecies, when an army went out to meet him in the field outside Winterfell. They were vastly outnumbered. So the Boltons won, again.

    • Brienne of Tarth came upon the wounded Stannis and sentenced him to death. Stannis’ last words: “Go on, do your duty.” Second death of the episode: Stannis. Unless you count all the men with him. What’s Melisandre going to do now? Will she accept that she was wrong or continue her delusions?
    • Sansa watched the battle play out, then worked to make her escape. She was stopped by Myranda with her bow and arrow, next to Theon. While Myranda was threatening Sansa, and about to shoot, Theon pushed Myranda over a ledge and killed her. (When does Sansa get to save herself?) He and Sansa went to escape.

    • Sam decided he would serve best as a maester, requesting to be sent to The Citadel, which would also be safest for Gilly. So Jon lost his only friend and was alone as the self-described most hated man in Castle Black.
    • Meryn Trant beat the girls around him, until Arya was revealed as one of them — she had used one of the faces. She gave it right back to him and then some. Will anyone mourn this pedophile sadist? No. Arya told him she was the first name on her list. Now he’s no one. Nothing. His death was gruesome.

    • As expected, Jaqen H’ghar was not happy that Arya took a life — the wrong life. She was deemed, as the other girl said, not ready. She stole from The Many Faced God and now a debt is owed. Only death can pay for life. So Jaqen killed himself. Sort of. He killed No One, and Arya ripped off face after face. Jaqen was still there as someone else, but Arya was made blind — as in the book. Hopefully it will be temporary, as in the book, but they keep twisting things. At the very least, she’ll be blind into Season 6 as part of her punishment.
    • While sailing from Dorne to King’s Landing, Jaime tried to tell Myrcella the truth about her father. She already knew. And she was glad. (Gross) However, that was followed by Myrcella having a runny nose — she was poisoned by the Sand Snakes. Ellaria drank the antidote, but Myrcella didn’t get any. Uh oh. Another death?

    • Over in Meereen, Grey Worm finally got up for a chat with Dany’s boys — Jorah, Tyrion, and Daario — along with Missandei. There was a great deal of debate about what to do and how to find Dany. Tyrion was left behind as the guys went looking for Dany, but you know who returned? Varys! He’s back to plotting and spying with Tyrion.

    • Dany and Drogon were seen out in the grasslands in the middle of nowhere. Dany tried to argue with Drogon that they had to return to Meereen because her people need her, but he did not seem to agree. Or he didn’t understand her, ’cause he’s a dragon. While out in the grass, she was surrounded by a huge khalasar, similar to in “A Dance with Dragons.” She dropped one of her jewels to place her there, in case anyone’s looking for her. (Helpful.)
    • Cersei was encouraged to confess and, this time, she was ready — even if she wasn’t sincere about it. She went to the High Sparrow and asked for absolution. He said she could go home … after her atonement. She was scrubbed naked, had her hair shorn, and forced to go for her “walk of atonement,” aka walk of shame — with a women literally calling out “shame” as she walked. That was soon drowned out by “whore,” “c-nt,” and other insults from the people of King’s Landing, which is straight from the book. (Hearing a version of Rains of Castamere just makes it more poignant.) Can Ramsay get this treatment someday?

    • After Cersei was done her walk of shame, Qyburn introduced her to the newest member of the Kingsguard: Ser Robert Strong, aka The Mountain reborn.
    • Up at The Wall, Davos was arguing for men of the Watch to help Stannis. Melisandre returned and when Davos and Jon Snow asked for news on Stannis, Shireen, etc., she just stared at them. They should … not burn her, ’cause she’d like that, but do something. Another walk of atonement.

    • Olly came into Jon’s study and said there was a man who said he knew his uncle Benjen, saying he was alive. It was a trap. Jon was taken to a sign that read “traitor.” Ser Alliser stabbed him. “For the Watch.” Other men joined in, also “For the Watch.” Olly was the last to approach Jon. He who killed Ygritte last season. He tearfully stabbed Jon. “For the Watch.” Eh tu, traitor?
    So now our Does Jon Really Die?! watch begins and shall not end until “Game of Thrones” Season 6 – or at least until “The Winds of Winter” novel is released. Which will come first?

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  • Recap of ‘Pretty Little Liars’ Season 6 Episode 2: The Girls Are Back In Town

    PRETTY LITTLE LIARS - "Songs of Innocence" - Aria, Emily, Hanna and Spencer are out of the Dollhouse but far from free of its lasting effects in “Songs of Innocence,” an all-new episode of ABC Family’s hit original series “Pretty Little Liars,” airing Tuesday, June 9th (8:00 – 9:00 PM ET/PT). (ABC Family/Eric McCandless) KEEGAN ALLEN, TROIAN BELLISARIO

    Last week, the ladies of “Pretty Little Liars” were casually locked in a pen by an insane stalker who may or not be Alison DiLaurentis’ long-lost brother, and now they’re suffering from PTSD back in Rosewood (aka HELL ON EARTH). This week, the liars revealed what exactly went on while they were in captivity, and –– more importantly –– Ali got herself a new love interest. Here’s to hoping he doesn’t turn out to be a serial killer / ritualistic stalker of teenagers.

    The Liars Deal With Life Post-Captivity, Go Slightly Insane While Doing So

    Now that the liars’ parents are finally clued in to the whole A thing, they’re super concerned about their children –– and they have every reason to be. During the first days post-captivity, the liars basically lose their minds: Emily starts shooting guns and wearing her dad’s military uniform (yikes, friend), Aria becomes a compulsive liar, Hanna’s unable to sleep in her bedroom, and Alison finds God (not to be confused with Beyonce). Oh, and we can’t forget about Spencer, who might get re-addicted to anti-anxiety pills any day now.

    We also get some flashbacks about what the liars went through while trapped by A. Turns out this maniac “played games with them,” forced them to listen to the sounds of people being tortured, deprived them of water, and was basically a huge jerk.

    Oh, and for the Ezra and Aria shippers out there, good news: these two are totally making eyes at each other again. After all, now that Aria’s current stalker is in jail, there’s no reason she shouldn’t fall back into the arms of her former stalker!

    Andrew Campbell Is Arrested –– But Is He A? Given This Show’s History, Probably Not

    The Rosewood police continue to be terrible at everything, and this week they decide that Andrew Campbell is A. The police haul Andrew in after finding a bunch of spy equipment on his property –– not to mention a diary entry about how he thinks the liars “represent the feminization of society.” Ummmmm … okay then. Unfortunately, all the evidence against Andrew is circumstantial, so Aria decides it’s probably a good idea to lie about seeing his face in the bunker. Spoiler alert: it’s not a good idea.

    Meanwhile, Alison is stressed because she may or may not have a secret brother named Charles DiLaurentis who’s trying to kill her, so she confronts her dad about it. The bad news is that she gets nowhere with her dad, who has to be the creepiest man alive. Major A vibes on that old timer. The good news is that Ali might have a new love interest! Meet Lorenzo, Toby’s new crime-solving partner who –– like Ali –– attends church. Match made in literal heaven!

    There’s A New Little Liar In Town!

    Wondering what the deal is with Sarah Harvey, the other girl found in A’s bunker? Turns out she ran away from home two years ago and was promptly kidnapped by A. Running away must be her thing, because it isn’t long before Sarah turns up at Emily’s house and claims that her mom wants nothing to do with her. Guess this foursome is about to become a quintet!

    Have burning questions? So do we:

    1. Is Andrew A, and if not, why was he spying on the liars?
    2. Ummmm, why do the liars “represent the feminization of society”? Explain yourself, Andrew.
    3. Who is Charles DiLaurentis, and why is Ali’s dad being so cagey about him?
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  • ‘Game of Thrones’ Recap: ‘The Dance of Dragons’ Sets Fire to Our Hearts

    Are you not entertained? Or at least traumatized? Maybe both? “Game of Thrones” has 10 episodes per season and the penultimate episode, Episode 9, is always a doozy. Season 5’s Episode 9, “The Dance of Dragons,” continued that tradition.

    Last week’s “Hardhome” was an epic masterpiece, and it was hard to see how Episode 9 could even match it. Well, if you want to beat ice, you’d better bring fire — so how ’bout that dragon fire? Daenerys Targaryen ended “The Dance of Dragons” by riding the back of her biggest (but still kinda small?) dragon, Drogon, leaving her friends stuck in the fighting pit. See ya, guys!
    That sequence was from the books, and yet had some serious changes (sorry for blaming you for everything, Hizdahr) and the rest of Episode 9 included mostly new stuff that broke our hearts. Shireen. Sweet Shireen. One of the only characters on “Game of Thrones” that was completely innocent and completely likable is now gone, getting a Mance Rayder death so brutal even her cold-hearted mother wanted to stop it. Fire cannot kill a dragon, but it can kill a terrified child screaming for mercy. Just FYI.

    This week Ellaria Sand said it was no wonder that Prince Doran Martell couldn’t walk, since he had no spine, but Stannis Baratheon was the truly weak one. And here we were, almost liking that d-bag after his sweet speech to his daughter earlier this season.
    Pieces of this episode were epic in scale, but other parts were just OK or just place-setting for major events in the final episode of Season 5.

    Down in Braavos, Arya Stark seems prepared to cross a name off her list: Meryn “Pedophile!” Trant. This is not something her new alter ego Lana would do, so what will happen if she does kill him in the finale and Jaqen H’ghar finds out? That was not in the most recent book, “A Dance with Dragons,” but it’s a twist on an Arya chapter coming in the next book, “The Winds of Winter.” Over at The Wall, Jon Snow is also in a tough spot, since his brothers in the Night’s Watch are not happy that he brought back so many wildlings. And Dorne. Sorry to say it, but Dorne is just boring. It has one episode left to justify its existence, and there won’t be much time, since we have to see Cersei’s penance, and find out what happens next with Dany and Jon.

    Read on for a recap of Episode 9:

    Opening credits: We heard to King’s Landing, Winterfell, The Wall, Braavos, Meereen, and Dorne. Almost all of the locations this week.
    STANNIS’ CAMP
    The night was dark and full of terrors in the camps of Stannis Baratheon’s soldiers. Melisandre came out of her tent to see flames everywhere, including a horse on fire. Davos talked about a band of 20 men — Ramsay Bolton’s — riding into camp. So Ramsay’s plan worked. Stannis refused to turn back. He said the dead horses should be butchered for meat and he went off to make a tough call.

    Stannis told Davos he was being sent back to Castle Black for more supplies. He wanted Davos out of the way. Davos said the Hand never abandons the king, he can send someone else. Davos, still trying, asked if Shireen could accompany him. Stannis: “My family stays with me.” Chilling. Davos went to visit Shireen and she talked about “The Dance of Dragons” story. They had a good laugh about Ser Byron Swann getting toasted, Shireen got a gift, and Davos said goodbye to Shireen. Foreshadowing. Davos should ditch Stannis and join Team Dany. Give her all of Westeros’s top advisors. Stannis is the new Mad King. Davos deserves better.
    Later, Shireen told her father about “The Dance of Dragons.” If she had to choose between the rulers back then, who would she have chosen? She wouldn’t choose, but Stannis — clearly talking about himself — said sometimes the world forces your hand to choose. Shireen volunteered to help her father, and he said there is a way she could help him. She’s so cute and trusting. Don’t hurt her! Stannis: “Forgive me.” Uh oh. They led her through the snow to Melisandre, who was waiting — and Shireen was tied up to be burned. Poor Shireen screamed for her life, she screamed to her mother and father. It was brutal and her mother finally stepped up to try to save her, but it was too late. RIP, angel. Sadly, Stannis is still Sansa’s best hope, so as much as we’re pissed at him and The Red Woman, we still hope they can reclaim Winterfell.
    THE WALL
    Winter was in full force at The Wall as well. Jon Snow led his group, along with that awesome giant, back to Castle Black. Ser Alliser Thorne, left in charge before, was never a fan of the wildlings at The Wall plan. He stared down at Jon’s group as if to deny entry, so Jon stepped forward and Alliser opened the gates. Jon was visibly relieved! Jon told Sam the Hardhome mission was a failure, but Sam pointed out the people he did save. Their brothers in the Watch were not happy to see wildlings pass the Wall. Olly gave Jon some side-eye too — the wildlings (including Ygritte, killed by Olly this time last year) killed his family. Ser Alliser told Jon he has a good heart; “it’ll get us all killed.”
    DORNE
    Jaime had a meeting with Prince Doran, Myrcella, Trystane, and Ellaria Sand. They wanted to know what the heck Jaime was even doing in Dorne. Jaime said they received a threatening necklace, and Myrcella said that necklace was stolen from her room. Doran knows it was Ellaria. He led a toast to Tommen in front of Jaime, but Ellaria poured her drink out. Doran said, since Tommen wants Myrcella to return to King’s Landing, Myrcella and Tyrstane will both go — and Trystane will take Oberyn’s place on the small council. Interesting. That’s a new twist. *Is* there even a small council at this point or would Trystane basically be taking over the realm? You know Tommen is desperate for friends, so this could be a good power move for Dorne. Trystane got to decide what to do about Bronn. He said he has learned the value of mercy from his father; he’ll set Bronn free on one condition. They went down to the dungeons, where the Sand Snakes were playing a slapping game, and Bronn was taken upstairs. Is Bronn going to stay loyal to “the most beautiful woman in the world”? The one condition for Bronn was apparently getting a punch to the face.

    Doran told Ellaria she could swear her allegiance to him or she could die. She kissed his ring. He said he believes in second chances, but not third chances. So she has to be careful. She went to visit Jaime, who was writing a letter, and said she doesn’t disapprove of Jaime and Cersei — and references the incest of the Targaryens. We want who we want. Ellaria said she knows Myrcella and maybe even Jaime were innocent of what happened to Oberyn. Dorne is not that exciting at this point.
    BRAAVOS
    Arya wheeled her cart down to the docks again. Someone wanted to pay for her, which is gross but so typical, and she prepared to give the gift of death to The Thin Man. Instead, she kept rolling … because she saw a better target. A better target for Arya Stark, anyway, even though she’s supposed to be Lana. Mace Tyrell showed up to beg with The Iron Bank and Meryn Trant came with him. Meryn is on Arya’s list.


    While Mace was haggling with The Iron Bank (and singing?!), Arya made eyes with Meryn. Later, Meryn led his men to a brothel and Arya followed. Apparently Meryn likes them young, like pedophile young. In case he wasn’t disgusting enough already. Some poor servant girl had to put up with him, and he wanted “a fresh one” tomorrow.
    Arya returned to The House of Black and White and said The Thin Man was not hungry that day. Tomorrow then. Did he know she was lying?

    MEEREEN
    The fighting pits officially opened! Hizdahr was late to sit next to Daenerys Targaryen, saying he had to make sure everything was in order. Hmmm… Dany and Tyrion were not fans of the pits, but Hizdahr defended the tradition. Daario droned on about how much he knew, while not knowing that much. Tyrion to Hizdahr: “My father would’ve liked you.” Worst insult he could give. Jorah showed up in the pit and had a stare down with Dany. Why can’t she just forgive him already?
    At least you could tell how terrified she was for him during the fight. Tyrion told her she could end it, but Hizdahr said she could not. Jorah was the battle champion, much to the crowd’s dismay … and Jorah sent out a spear to kill a Harpy that was standing behind Dany, ready to attack. He saved her life again! Jorah = Hero. The Sons of the Harpy started slaying in the stands (not a fan of the music at this point) and Daario said to protect the queen. If only Barristan were there, as he was in the book. Hizdahr was going to bring Dany to safety, supposedly, but he was killed by the Harpies. So apparently he’s not with them in this version. Tyrion killed a Harpy and helped Missandei. Jorah and Daario took Dany to safety, and met up with Tyrion and Missandei. A ton of Harpies showed up, boxing them into the center of the ring. Dany became the main event, with spears pointed at her.
    So it didn’t even help to get engaged to one of Meereen’s own, the Harpies were just as determined to kill her. Jorah and Daario slayed some of the Harpies, with others just kind of waiting their turn, action-movie style. Dany and Missandei held hands, as if waiting for death. Dany closed her eyes and (on cue?) Drogon showed up. The winged shadow. Answer to Mama’s prayers. He didn’t seem that big in the ring — thought he’d be bigger — but he started eating Harpies and breathing fire at them. Dany called to him and he came over but only briefly. The Harpies kept putting spears into him, so Dany climbed aboard and said “Now.” And the last shot was of Dany flying away as Tyrion, Jorah, Missandei and Daario watched from the pit. Are they going to be able to get out of there?
    NEXT WEEK’S FINALE
    Winter is here. The finale is coming: Episode 10, “Mother’s Mercy,” airs June 14 with this HBO synopsis: “Stannis marches. Dany is surrounded by strangers. Cersei seeks forgiveness. Jon is challenged.”

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