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  • ‘Practical Magic’ Is a Two-Hour Identity Crisis: Podcast

    Practical Magic 1998, Sandra Bullock, Nicole KidmanWitches (played by box office royalty Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman), romance, a family curse, and sisters with an immutable bond — on the outside, that’s everything one would need to cast a spell of cinematica perfectum. Unfortunately, that did not happen.

    Yes, the CAN’T WAIT! crew grabbed their broomsticks (and tequila) and dove headlong into the 1998 romantic comedy / drama / thriller / supernatural drama / romance / [insert sixth genre here] “Practical Magic,” a movie that struggles for an hour and forty-five minutes to figure out exactly what it is, then leaves you wondering what, exactly, you just watched. But hey, the movie isn’t without its redeeming qualities — they’re just few and far between. Topics discussed include Bullock and Kidman unconvincingly playing teenagers, deadly curses with more patience than Mahatma Gandhi, Camilla Belle‘s eyebrows, and a town where it’s OK for kids to yell profanity at other kids, as long as those kids are witches.

    Next week we’ll be watching and discussing Tony’s pick, the 1993 career suicide machine “Super Mario Bros.” No one is happy about — except Tony.

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    CAN’T WAIT! A Movie Lover’s Podcast by Moviefone celebrates Hollywood’s guiltiest pleasures by taking a fresh look at critically ignored movies and giving them a second chance at life. Join Moviefone editors Tim Hayne, Rachel Horner, Phil Pirrello, and Tony Maccio as they extol the virtues and expose the failings (with love!) of nostalgic movies.

  • ‘Deep Blue Sea’ Is the Guilty Pleasure You Need Right Now: Podcast

    LL Cool J in DEEP BLUE SEA“Deep Blue Sea” has everything: shape-changing genius sharks, maddeningly convoluted plot points, comic relief from LL Cool J, water-related puns, and more shockingly brutal deaths than all six seasons of “Game of Thrones” combined. OK, that last one’s a stretch, but you get the point.

    This week, the CAN’T WAIT! crew dives into Renny Harlin‘s 1999 aquatic misstep classic, which stars a bunch of people whose careers were likely stifled by the movie’s severe lack of box office success. (Except for Samuel L. Jackson, whose death in the movie made him a star all over again.) Topics discussed include cartoon-like CG sharks, the egregious misappropriation of science, favorite death scenes, and uncovering the real hero of the movie (spoiler alert: it’s not the bird).

    Next week, we’ll be discussing 1998’s genre-confused witch tale, “Practical Magic,” starring Nicole Kidman, Sandra Bullock, Stockard Channing, and Diane Wiest.

    Listen to CAN’T WAIT! A Movie Lover’s Podcast Episode 18: ‘Deep Blue Sea’Total runtime: 58:09

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    CAN’T WAIT! A Movie Lover’s Podcast by Moviefone celebrates Hollywood’s guiltiest pleasures by taking a fresh look at critically ignored movies and giving them a second chance at life. Join Moviefone editors Tim Hayne, Rachel Horner, Phil Pirrello, and Tony Maccio as they extol the virtues and expose the failings (with love!) of nostalgic movies.

  • There’s a Lot We (Still) Don’t Know About ‘John Carter’: Podcast

    Taylor Kitsch as John Carter in Disney's JOHN CARTERWhat’s left to say about one of the biggest bombs in box office history? Plenty, when that bomb is Disney’s 2012 sci-fi action epic “John Carter.”

    This week’s pick comes courtesy of special guest Drew Taylor, who comes armed with plenty of facts and factoids to support his love for the adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs’s literary classic. For better or worse, the CAN’T WAIT! crew discusses the merits of “John Carter,” from its impressive visuals to its jam-packed plotting. Other topics of discussion include questionable casting choices, lovable toad dogs, and the very minor role real science plays in the movie.

    Tune in next week for Phil’s pick, 1999’s “Deep Blue Sea,” a movie in which hyper-intelligent sharks attack a scrappy team of researchers (and LL Cool J), all in the name of Alzheimer’s research.

    Listen to CAN’T WAIT! A Movie Lover’s Podcast Episode 17: ‘John Carter’Total runtime: 57:10

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    CAN’T WAIT! A Movie Lover’s Podcast by Moviefone celebrates Hollywood’s guiltiest pleasures by taking a fresh look at critically ignored movies and giving them a second chance at life. Join Moviefone editors Tim Hayne, Rachel Horner, Phil Pirrello, and Tony Maccio as they extol the virtues and expose the failings (with love!) of nostalgic movies.

  • ‘The Craft’ Is a Wicked ’90s Time Capsule That’ll Make You Hate Los Angeles: Podcast

    THE CRAFT“We are those ‘The Craft‘-loving weirdos, mister.” Well, half of us are, the other half want to invoke Manon and get back the hour and 40 minutes spent watching the movie.

    Tim picked the (apparently divisive) ’90s teen witch thriller, which stars perhaps the most ’90s cast ever assembled: Robin Tunney, Neve Campbell, Fairuza Balk, Rachel True, and Skeet Ulrich. Topics discussed include obvious wigs, Catholic schools with no rules, terrible special effects, terrible parents, Breckin Meyer‘s stellar douche acting, and the hell-on-Earth that is Los Angeles. (Seriously, there are a lot of trash fires and snake-loving ne’er-do-wells in this movie’s version of L.A.)

    Next week’s movie, “John Carter,” comes courtesy of special guest Drew Taylor, who will somehow try to convince us that watching a loincloth-clad Taylor Kitsch learn how to battle aliens in low gravity for two hours and 12 minutes is time well spent.

    Listen to CAN’T WAIT! A Movie Lover’s Podcast Episode 16: ‘The Craft’Total runtime: 54:02

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    CAN’T WAIT! A Movie Lover’s Podcast by Moviefone celebrates Hollywood’s guiltiest pleasures by taking a fresh look at critically ignored movies and giving them a second chance at life. Join Moviefone editors Tim Hayne, Rachel Horner, Phil Pirrello, and Tony Maccio as they extol the virtues and expose the failings (with love!) of nostalgic movies.

  • ‘Timecop’ Is a 98-Minute High Kick to the Face: Podcast

    TIMECOP“Where we’re going, we don’t need scientific accuracy,” is a line someone should have uttered in the subject of this week’s podcast, 1994’s “Timecop,” a movie that explains time travel by way of Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s mullet and windowless cars that resemble fast-moving garbage.

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    Yes, we’re tackling Tony’s pick, and by “tackling” we mean “beating to a bloody pulp.” Among the topics discussed are: the JCVD school of acting, jokes that aren’t jokes, unsettling nudity, high kicks & high splits, and how “Timecop” — despite all its shortcomings — somehow managed to predict a Trump presidency. (Why isn’t that last point making headlines?! Oh, right. Because this movie is terrible.)

    Tune in next week for Tim’s pick, ’90s teen witch revenge drama “The Craft,” starring Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk, Neve Campbell, Rachel True, Skeet Ulrich, and all the candles available within the greater Los Angeles area.

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    CAN’T WAIT! A Movie Lover’s Podcast by Moviefone celebrates Hollywood’s guiltiest pleasures by taking a fresh look at critically ignored movies and giving them a second chance at life. Join Moviefone editors Tim Hayne, Rachel Horner, Phil Pirrello, and Tony Maccio as they extol the virtues and expose the failings (with love!) of nostalgic movies.

  • The Confusing AF Circus Party of ‘Two Weeks Notice’: Podcast

    TWO WEEKS NOTICEIs it “Two Weeks Notice” or “Two Weeks’ Notice”? When you live in a world of oblivious billionaires and binge-eating activist lawyers, who cares?!

    This week, we watched the Sandra Bullock / Hugh Grant rom-com, “Two Weeks Notice.” Sure, the title is technically missing an apostrophe, but nothing is missing from the undeniable chemistry between the movie’s stars. Among other topics discussed: too much Chinese food, diarrhea theme songs, mystery characters, and confusing AF circus parties. Maybe one day all the questions we have about this movie will be answered by its inevitable, completely unnecessary straight-to-Netflix sequel.

    Tune in next week for Tony’s pick: the 5% scientifically accurate “Timecop,” starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Mia Sara, and Ron Silver.

    Listen to CAN’T WAIT! A Movie Lover’s Podcast Episode 14: ‘Two Weeks Notice’Total runtime: 55:27

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    CAN’T WAIT! A Movie Lover’s Podcast by Moviefone celebrates Hollywood’s guiltiest pleasures by taking a fresh look at critically ignored movies and giving them a second chance at life. Join Moviefone editors Tim Hayne, Rachel Horner, Phil Pirrello, and Tony Maccio as they extol the virtues and expose the failings (with love!) of nostalgic movies.

  • The Scariest Part of ‘Armageddon’ Isn’t the Asteroid: Podcast

    Armageddon podcastYou won’t want to close your eyes. You won’t want to fall asleep. ‘Cause we’re talking about “Armageddon,” and you won’t want to miss a thing.

    This week, the CAN’T WAIT! crew (Tim Hayne, Rachel Horner, Phil Pirrello, and Tony Maccio) tackles the 1998 Michael Bay disasterpiece, drilling down to its core like its a Texas-sized asteroid on a collision course with Earth. Among the topics discussed: Bay’s penchant for trailer-made movies, a Michael Bay shared cinematic universe, and the problems inherent to giving screen time to an ensemble cast of roughly 500 people. Also, Tony Gilroy and J.J. Abrams were involved in the making of this movie, which raises A LOT of questions.

    Tune in next week for Rachel’s pick, “Two Weeks Notice,” in which Hugh Grant is charmingly befuddled and Sandra Bullock has diarrhea.

    Listen to CAN’T WAIT! A Movie Lover’s Podcast Episode 13: ‘Armageddon’Total runtime: 65:28

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  • The Squirm-Inducing Genius of ‘The Hand That Rocks the Cradle’: Podcast

    THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLELooking to be forcibly removed from your comfort zone? Then “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle” is the movie for you!

    This week, Tim Hayne, Phil Pirrello, Rachel Horner, and Tony Maccio talk about 1992’s most disquieting, lactation-inducing, politically incorrect thriller, “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle.” Directed by Curtis Hanson (yes, that Curtis Hanson), “Cradle” follows the exploits of a vengeful nanny named Peyton (Rebecca De Mornay) and her hapless, far less interesting victims: asthmatic mom (Annabella Sciorra), Lloyd Braun from “Seinfeld” / dad (Matt McCoy), adorable little girl (Madeline Zima), sassy redhead / nosy best friend (Julianne Moore!), and mentally challenged Ernie Hudson. This movie works hard to make its audience feel as uncomfortable as humanly possible, and, for the most part, it truly succeeds. Sinister, nipple-exposed breastfeeding, anyone?

    Tune in next week for Phil’s pick: Michael Bay’s two-and-a-half hour Aerosmith music video, “Armageddon.” You won’t want to miss a thing.

    Listen to CAN’T WAIT! A Movie Lover’s Podcast Episode 12: ‘The Hand That Rocks the Cradle’Total runtime: 60:37

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  • ‘Road House’ Is an R-Rated Piece of ’80s Perfection: Podcast

    Patrick Swayze as Dalton in the greatest movie ever made, ROAD HOUSEGratuitous nudity. Cheesy lines. High-waisted pants. Bonkers violence. More high-waisted pants. Yes, we’re talking about 1989’s impactful ode to coolers, “Road House.” #BouncerLife

    This week, the Moviefone crew (Tim Hayne, Rachel Horner, Phil Pirrello, and Tony Maccio) couldn’t wait to talk about the greatest Patrick Swayze movie ever released on May 19, 1989, including its mysterious bouncer subculture roots, nonsensical fight sequences, and the curious, crime-riddled town of Jasper, MO (which could be a real town, because it has a sign and everything; and it doesn’t look anything like southern California). The movie has a lot of issues, most of which we point out in the process of declaring our love for this R-rate piece of ’80s perfection.

    In addition to unsolicited medical diagnoses, we dreamcast a “Road House” reboot, which could (and does) go in some pretty unexpected directions. Not interested in “Road House”? Fair enough. For you, we offer up a few recommendations to get you through the weekend.

    Next week’s movie is a Tim Hayne pick: the 1992 Curtis Hanson masterpiece “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle.”

    Listen to CAN’T WAIT! A Movie Lover’s Podcast Episode 11: ‘Road House’Total runtime: 1:06:40

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  • The Awful Truth About ‘The Wedding Planner’: Podcast

    The Wedding Planner (2001) podcastOh, “The Wedding Planner.” In theory, you’re a wonderful piece of J.Lo rom-com nostalgia. In fact, however, you’re far more terrible than anyone could have ever remembered.

    If you haven’t guessed by now, this week, Tim Hayne, Tony Maccio, Phil Pirrello, and Rachel Horner sink their teeth into Jennifer Lopez and Matthew McConaughey‘s 2001 romantic comedy hit, “The Wedding Planner,” and gnaw it to its misguided, nonsensical, terrible-Italian-accented bone. For the record, they really wanted to like this movie — you could say they planned to like it — Rachel and Tim, especially. Alas, much like 50 percent of marriages in America, this movie was doomed from the start.Tyra Banks AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL rooting for youAre there redeeming qualities? Sure, but they’re few and far between. Judy Greer, for instance, and Kathy Najimy‘s “boss” wig — but you’ll have to listen to the podcast for the rest.

    Next week’s movie is a Tony Maccio pick: 1989’s “Road House,” starring Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, and a giant can of whoopass.

    Listen to CAN’T WAIT! A Movie Lover’s Podcast Episode 10: ‘The Wedding Planner’Total runtime: 59:08 (recommendations start at 54:30)

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