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  • 15 Things You Never Knew About ‘The X-Files’ Movie on its 20th Anniversary

    “Cherish the past. Enjoy the present. Because the truth… is coming.”

    When “X-Files” fans first heard the above in the first teaser trailer for their favorite TV show’s first movie, they got more excited than Mulder opening a new bag of sunflower seeds.

    On June 19th, 1998, “The X-Files: Fight the Future” hit theaters — while the show was still on the air. It’s been 20 years since “The X-Files” made its first leap to the big screen and expanded the scope of Mulder and Scully’s investigation. And even now, it remains one of the high points of this long-running franchise.

    Celebrate this anniversary with a few uncovered secrets about how they pulled off the original “X-Files” movie.

    1. Creator Chris Carter originally planned for the TV series to end and for this to be the first in a series of films continuing the show’s mythology. Instead, it wound up serving as a bridge between Seasons 5 and 6.
    2. The movie was filmed during the hiatus between Seasons 4 and 5 in 1997. Season 5 featured relatively fewer episodes with Mulder and Scully together in order to accommodate reshoots for the movie.

    3. Armin Mueller-Stahl‘s character, Conrad Strughold, was named after a real-life Nazi officer who conducted experiments on prisoners.
    4. Approximately 3000 live bees were used in the filming of the infamous bee sequence (above).

    5. The number 1121 appears several times during the movie and throughout the series as a whole, including on one of the domes in Antarctica. This number is a reference to November 21st, the birth date of Carter’s wife.
    6. Actor Terry O’Quinn, who plays SAC Darius Marchaud, appeared in two different episodes of the TV series in completely different roles, once in Season 2 and again in Season 9.

    7. The scenes set in the desert town on the outskirts of Dallas were actually filmed in Southern California. The real Dallas doesn’t have any desert areas nearby.
    8. The closing scene was filmed in Foum Tatouine, the same place where George Lucas filmed the Tatooine scenes in 1977’s “Star Wars.”

    9. It’s no coincidence that one scene in the film features a drunken Mulder urinating on a poster for 1996’s “Independence Day.” Carter used that moment as a chance to express his dislike of the film.
    10. The film was codenamed during production as “Blackwood” early on, a reference to famous horror novelist Algernon Blackwood. Scripts were also printed on red paper to make it hard for people to copy them.

    11. Chris Carter wrote the script in ten days, during his Christmas vacation in Hawaii. While on vacation, he set aside a few days to break the movie’s story with “X-Files” writer Frank Spotnitz on 3×5″ index cards.
    12. Their collaboration resulted in an outline that Carter would later write into a 124 page script.

    13. Most feature films have at least six months to a year of pre-production to assemble key production heads and build sets, etc. Due to the film’s schedule, the “Fight the Future” team only had (gulp) six weeks.
    14. All of the film’s sets — from the alien craft hiding under the arctic ice to the frozen cave in the film’s opening –had to be built as soon as they were designed. Which means the studio spent a fortune having to rent all the stage space to house the sets that were built simultaneously due to the time-crunch the film was facing.

    15. Director Rob Bowman, who helmed previous “X-Files” episodes, storyboarded the eff out of this movie. According to Den of Geek, he left the production with a book of storyboards as thick as the dictionary.

  • ‘The X-Files’ Fans Hated That Nasty Season 11 Premiere Twist: ‘I Feel Violated’

    “The X-Files” boss Chris Carter tried to defend the decision, but … no. Just no.

    The truth was out there but no one wanted to believe how “The X-Files” Season 11 premiere ended. After such high hopes, that’s what we got?

    SPOILERS AHEAD

    The big twist at the end came when the Cigarette Smoking Man (William B. Davis) went full Maury Povich and said Fox Mulder (David Duchovny) was not the father of Dana Scully’s (Gillian Anderson) son William. Instead, CSM said he was the father. Turns out, he’s not literally the biological father, but he used alien-assisted science back in Season 7’s “En Emi” to impregnate Scully.

    “He’s the figurative father if he’s not the actual father,” Chris Carter told Entertainment Weekly. “He didn’t rape Scully. He impregnated her with science.”

    That’s still rape.

    Fans were horrified (see below) but Carter told EW he knew back in Season 7 that CSM had drugged Scully and got her pregnant. Here’s CC’s reasoning:

    “It adds to the characters in an interesting emotional way. And because the audience is now in on this truth, and Mulder and Scully are not, these revelations are huge for this show because they’re huge for the characters. Mulder and Scully’s life history, both professional and personal, are the heart of the show. […] It does impact it in a big way and you’ll see that in the arc of the series… This fact is hovering over them and everything they do and say to each other is kind of loaded as they’re walking in the dark. It makes for interesting storytelling to put the audience in a privileged point of view that could ultimately explode in the end.”

    Even though there was a tie to the original “X-Files” run in that 2000 episode, no one was here for Scully being drugged and medically raped to get pregnant with an alien baby, with Mulder now not being a dad. Making it worse, the rest of the Season 11 premiere was also jam-packed with Scully in pain and distress. It was too much.

    Fans now hate Chris Carter about as much as King Joffrey, or even Ramsay Bolton:

    So now fans are still holding out hope that another twist is coming — focusing on how “I Want to Believe” became “I Want to Lie” — but this storyline happened, either way. We can’t undo it. At least it got fans talking?

    “The X-Files” continues next Wednesday at 8 p.m. on FOX.

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  • ‘X-Files’ Season 11 Adds Two Female Writers and Directors

    After getting called out in a major way by none other than star The X-Files” is making some behind the scenes changes, and will include two female writers and two female directors on its upcoming 11th season.

    The news was confirmed during a panel with Fox Television Group chairman and CEO Dana Walden at the Television Critics Association summer press tour on Tuesday. Walden explained that “X-Files” creator and showrunner Chris Carter had already decided to hire the two women writers — who have not yet been identified — before news broke earlier this summer that the show would have an all-male writers’ room for season 11.

    “Two of the 10 episodes will be written by women, and we do have two female directors … so I think Chris is making moves in the right direction,” Walden said. The exec also added an explanation for why Carter had initially hired only men in the first place.

    “I don’t want to make excuses for anyone,” she said. “I want to just explain that after 200 plus episodes of a show that has a very deep and specific mythology — where the fanbase has a very high expectation that the episodes are going to deliver on those easter eggs and be consistent with those original episodes — the tendency is to want to rely on the people [who] helped you on the original, when you’re just doing 10 episodes. And the crew that was with Chris for a very long time happened to be a group of male writers.”

    That doesn’t exactly change the series’s existing reputation as a boys’ club, with only two women directing and six women writing episodes throughout its 200-plus episode run. But at least it’s taking a step in the right direction this time around. Here’s hoping that that imbalance will continue to shrink if the show is renewed for season 12.

    “The X-Files” returns for season 11 sometime in 2018.

    [via: BuzzFeed]

  • ‘The X-Files’ Stars in ‘Significant Talks’ for Season 11, David Duchovny Teases Return

    Fans were elated when Fox revived “The X-Files” earlier this year, though the six new installments of the classic sci-fi series were a mixed bag in terms of quality. Still, it was fun seeing Mulder and Scully back in action, and the ridiculous season 10 cliffhanger certainly left fans wanting more. But will they get it? Fox played it coy when previously discussing the possibility, but execs revealed this week that negotiations are currently ongoing for season 11.

    “We would love to do other seasons,” said Fox Entertainment president David Madden at the Television Critics Association press tour on Monday, adding that he’s been in touch with stars David Duchonvy and Gillian Anderson, as well as series creator Chris Carter. “There are significant talks with all three principals,” Madden said. “We are working hard, and would like to get a new season soon.”

    That hypothetical season 11 would probably be longer than season 10’s six-episode run, though Fox TV Group chairman Dana Walden told the TCA crowd that it wouldn’t be feasible to order a full 22-episode season for the next go-round. What’s more likely is an episode order somewhere between 8 to 10 episodes, according to Walden.

    The execs also addressed the revival’s middling critical reception, defending the new episodes, but also acknowledging that the devotion to mythology after a 15-year gap perhaps hampered the storytelling. That likely will be less of a problem in the future, they said.

    “I actually think the season was strong,” Madden said. “The episodes represent Chris and his team’s vision, and we will take our cue from them.”

    Added Walden, “The show was off the air for a very long time. It was introduced to new viewers, and (the writers) had the challenge of filling in the mythology. Going forward, there won’t be the same obligation to reset the series.”

    Duchonvy also fanned the flames about the revival’s chances, sending a birthday message to Anderson on Twitter on Tuesday that suggested the pair may be reuniting again soon.

    “If you see Dana, tell her Fox says she might wanna polish up the ol’ badge soon-ish,” the actor tweeted to his co-star.

    We’ll keep our fingers crossed that that scenario pans out soon.

    [via: Deadline, David Duchovny]

  • Will There Be More ‘X-Files’ After That Insane Finale Cliffhanger?

    X-FilesThe truth is still out there — but will “X-Files” fans ever find it?

    Fox’s six-episode revival of the sci-fi series ended on a tremendous cliffhanger, begging the question of whether the show will go on. The answer: It might.

    “There’s no negotiations, but I had a conversation with [Fox president] Dana Walden today,” Carter told E! News. “They said they’re certainly up for more if we can figure out how to get it done.”

    The revival has been a ratings success, but booking stars Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny might prove difficult. Though they’ve both expressed interest in continuing on, as Carter told The Hollywood Reporter, “The last negotiations took about five months, so it could be a while before we figure out how to do this.”

    The finale ended — MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD — with Mulder dying, Scully racing to save him and the rest of the world, and a UFO showing up over Washington, D.C. in the last shot. Carter assures fans that he knows what happens next.

    “‘The X-Files’ traditionally ended with a cliffhanger, and we didn’t want to do anything different,” he said. “This just happens to be a very big cliffhanger. I have an idea of where the story goes.”

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  • The 10 Best ‘X-Files’ Episodes Ever

    %Slideshow-359190% For younger viewers wondering what the big deal is about the return of “The X-Files” to Fox (for a limited-series run beginning tonight, Jan. 24, 2016), it’s hard to grasp how large the original 1993-2002 sci-fi drama loomed over pop culture two decades ago.

    Not only did it give us TV’s greatest duo in credulous alien-hunting FBI agent Fox Mulder (David Duchovny) and his skeptical but loyal partner Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson), but it also influenced everything from how serial TV shows interact with their fans to how they generate an over-arching “mythology” (a term “The X-Files” coined) to advance the show’s series-long plot arcs. Most of all, the “X-Files” atmosphere of paranoia, conspiracy-mongering, and existential dread became the dominant storytelling mode at the turn of the millennium.

    If you missed it, or if you want to go back and bone up before the reboot launches, you can stream the series on Netflix. But if you don’t have time to binge-watch 200 episodes, you could just stick with these 10 standouts.

  • 9 Reasons Why the ‘X-Files’ Revival Matters

    Admit it, millennials: When the news broke Tuesday that X-Files” creator Chris Carter went MIA and was apparently abducted by aliens.

    Still, even if “The X-Files,” its stars, and its creator haven’t been pinging the cultural radar much in recent years, the return of the show with its original cast and showrunner on board is a huge deal. Much of what we now take for granted in pop culture — especially on TV and online — owes a tremendous debt to the 1993-2002 sci-fi drama series. So for those of you unfamiliar with the show, here’s why the show’s legacy looms so large, and why its return is so eagerly anticipated.

    1, “The X-Files” invented fandom as we know it. That is, fandom as a social media phenomenon. Having launched in 1993, the show was luckily timed to benefit from the simultaneous growth of the Internet. It was the first show not only to develop a rabid online following in real time — with fan-crush sites devoted to Duchovny and Anderson and passionate arguments on Usenet and listservs (the online forums that predated social media — oh, just ask your Gen X-aged parents or older siblings) — but also to respond to that fandom with shout-outs in various episodes. (Most famously, the show named a character “Leyla Harrison” after a fan who became well-known among the faithful (known as “X-Philes”) for her fan fiction.

    Speaking of fan fiction, it was X-Philes who invented the term “shippers,” referring to fellow fans who wanted to see a romantic or sexual relationship develop between particular characters. In this case, of course, it was the platonic but remarkably intimate Mulder-Scully partnership that shippers among the X-Philes wanted to see taken to the next level. It got to the point where Carter had to tell them that, like fetch, a Sculder romance was never going to happen. Nonetheless, he teased them by making it almost happen a number of times before the two agents came to their senses.

    2. The show made geekdom cool. Hard to believe, kids, but there was a time before the world of pop culture revolved around whatever was unveiled that year at Comic-Con. Before “Game of Thrones,” before the Marvel Cinematic Universe, before Peter Jackson’s hobbits, it was “The X-Files” that made it acceptable for mainstream viewers to become obsessed with alien invaders, mutant monsters, and elaborate, intricate backstories. At first, TV critics referred to “The X-Files” as a cult show, but the cult eventually spread worldwide. At its peak, the show drew an audience of 29 million Americans. (What series now can draw that size audience?) It also became a hit in several other countries. That’s an awfully big cult.

    3 Paranoia. Before Mulder and Scully, FBI agents and other sleuths on TV typically solved every crime in an hour, and justice typically triumphed over injustice. Not on “The X-Files.” Throughout the entire series, shadowy authority figures were always thwarting the pair’s investigation into what turned out to be a vast, worldwide conspiracy stretching back decades. The skeptical Scully, who had a background in hard science, was initially assigned to debunk the credulous Mulder’s reports of paranormal phenomena and secret cabals, but she soon came to believe in the inexplicable as much as her partner did. On a show whose watchwords were “The truth is out there” and “Trust no one,” Scully became the only person Mulder could trust.

    In part, the show’s paranoia was an artistic strategy dating back to the spy thrillers and political-conspiracy movies that proliferated in the 1960s and ’70s in the wake of the JFK assassination, the Cold War, and Watergate. (Indeed, the informants on the show had names like The Lone Gunmen and Deep Throat.) But the paranoia was also forward-looking, invoking the nameless, apocalyptic dreads of the coming turn of the millennium. Not only did “The X-Files” pave the way for such works of pop-culture paranoia as the “Bourne” films, TV spy saga “Alias,” and Roland Emmerich’s disaster movies (“Independence Day,” “The Day After Tomorrow,” “2012”), but it also seemed to anticipate such real-life millennial fears as the Y2K bug, Ebola, and global terrorism.

    Paradoxically, the real-life terror attacks on 9/11 should have made “The X-Files” feel even more resonant than ever, yet the show suddenly seemed irrelevant, with its parade of goblins and aliens seeming like kiddie stuff next to the real-life conspiracy of Al Qaeda. But then, “The X-Files” series was already in its ninth and final season, limping toward cancellation, with its place in the affection of the public taken over by another Fox drama, one just as paranoid but not at all paranormal: “24.” (Another paradox: it was the success of the “24” reboot last spring that convinced Fox to go ahead with the forthcoming “X-Files” mini-series.) Nonetheless, TV now lives in the paranoid world that “The X-Files” created, a landscape of shows like “Homeland,” “Scandal,” “The Blacklist,” “Sleepy Hollow,” and “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.,” where the default assumptions are that the official story is a lie and that no one can be trusted

    4. Science. Trained as a medical doctor, Scully was often shown doing forensic lab work to provide evidence for Mulder’s conjectures. He appreciated her insistence on backing his assertions with rigorous, scientific proof; he felt it kept him honest. So not only do we have Scully to thank for a decade and a half of science-based crime procedurals (the “CSI” franchise, the “NCIS” franchise, “Criminal Minds,” “Numbers,” “Cold Case,” “Bones,” and “Scorpion”) but also for switching the stereotypical gender dynamic that says men are rational while women are intuitive. Anderson has said that many female fans have told her that Scully inspired them to become scientists.

    5. The TV Sci-Fi/Fantasy Boom. With nine seasons and 202 episodes, “The X-Files” was the longest-running sci-fi series in the history of American TV. Before “The X-Files,” sci-fi on TV was largely “Star Trek” spinoffs and “Quantum Leap.” The show spawned two spinoffs of its own (“Millennium” and “The Lone Gunmen”) and a bunch of knockoffs (“Strange World,” “Dark Skies,” and such). But there was also “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” (which creator Joss Whedon described as “The X-Files” meets “My So-Called Life”), “Lost,” “Fringe,” “Torchwood,” “V,” “Flash Forward,” “The Event,” “Revolution,” — and those are just the ones that owe a direct stylistic debt to “The X-Files.” There are many others that are simply part of the geek-culture avalanche whose initial snowball was “The X-Files.”

    6. Mythology. The use of the word “mythology” to describe the complicated backstory of a series that also determines the plot arcs that advance slowly over the course of a season and throughout the entire series — that started with “The X-Files.” About two-thirds of the series consisted of stand-alone “monster-of-the-week” episodes, but the other third were mythology episodes that told the ongoing story of Mulder and Scully’s efforts to unravel the show’s impossibly convoluted conspiracy theory, which tied together the disappearance of Mulder’s sister during his childhood (was she abducted by aliens?), a mysterious group of worldwide power brokers, a network of government operatives seemingly accountable to no one, a breeding program of human-alien superbeings, and an imminent invasion by otherworldly forces. There was also a sinister, Cigarette Smoking Man (William B. Davis) who seemed to be the puppeteer, not just of this conspiracy, but every major conspiracy dating back to the dawn of the Cold War.

    Ultimately, the mythology proved so unwieldy that not even Carter could resolve it by the time the series ended Nonetheless, the show made it clear that TV fans were smart enough to follow an elaborate mythology, debate it avidly, and enjoy speculating on where it might lead. Similar mythologies have driven “Buffy,” “Alias,” “Lost,” “Heroes,” “Fringe,” “Supernatural,” “Game of Thrones,” and many other sci-fi/fantasy shows. But even a show as grounded in the real world as “Hawaii Five-O” has an ongoing mythology; not coincidentally, that series also has a conspiracy-theorist character, played by an alumnus of “Lost” (Jorge Garcia), who frequently spouts references to “The X-Files.”

    7. Vince Gilligan. The TV auteur behind “Breaking Bad” and “Better Call Saul” got his first big career break as a longtime “X-Files” writer. He also first collaborated with “Breaking Bad” star Bryan Cranston when the future Walter White was an “X-Files” guest star. So, fans of Heisenberg and Jimmy McGill, you’re welcome.

    8. Pop culture references: Maybe you haven’t recognized them, but references to “The X-Files” have popped up everywhere. At first, they were on shows like fellow Fox series “The Simpsons” (where an animated Mulder and Scully investigated strange goings-on in Springfield) or geek-friendly “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine” (where a pair of interrogators had names that were anagrams of “Mulder” and “Scully”). But even now, references continue to appear all over, including on recent episodes of “The Walking Dead” (where the camera lingered on a pack of Morley cigarettes, the fictional brand favored by the Cigarette Smoking Man), spy spoof “Archer” (whose protagonist uttered the phrase, “The truth is out there”) and “Supernatural” (too many references over the years to count). In the movie “Zoolander,” Duchovny spoofed the show by appearing as the informant who revealed the conspiracy. Echoes of Scully can be seen in Anderson’s recent recurring roles on “Hannibal” (as a doctor) and “The Fall” (as a police superintendent investigating a series of murders).

    9. Another chance. The series ended in 2002 without any real resolution to its mythology, a warp-up that’s frustrated X-Philes for 13 years. The team did reunite for the 2008 feature film “The X-Files: I Want to Believe,” but that was essentially a long monster-of-the-week episode that also failed to advance the mythology. It’s hard to see how Carter could tie up all loose ends in the 2016 reboot in just six episodes; indeed, he probably won’t, since he may want to keep his options open for yet another series renewal or movie. Nonetheless, in a recent interview, Anderson promised fans “a bit of closure.” That promise alone is enough to quicken the hearts of millions of X-Philes. They may trust no one, but they want to believe.
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  • It’s Official: ‘The X-Files’ to Return for 6 Episodes on Fox

    The X-FilesThe internet was abuzz Monday with word that Fox was The X-Files.” On Tuesday, the network made the news official, announcing that the show would be returning with six brand new episodes sometime in the near future.

    The announcement came from “X-Files” creator Chris Carter and Dana Walden and Gary Newman, Chairmen and CEOs of Fox Television Group (and producers of the original series), and touted the return as “the next mind-bending chapter of THE X-FILES,” and “a thrilling, six-episode event series.” Original leads David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson were also confirmed to return as FBI Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.

    Carter called the gap between the new episodes and the series’s 2002 bow “a 13-year commercial break,” and noted, “The good news is the world has only gotten that much stranger, a perfect time to tell these six stories.”

    In a joint statement, Walden and Newman added, “Few shows on television have drawn such dedicated fans as THE X-FILES, and we’re ecstatic to give them the next thrilling chapter of Mulder and Scully they’ve been waiting for.”

    Production is set to begin sometime this summer. According to the release, “Further details remain under wraps and will be announced at a later date.”

    [via: Fox]

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  • Fox’s ‘The X-Files’ Revival Could Start Shooting This Summer

    Paley Center For Media Presents:“The X-Files” creator Chris Carter piqued fans’ interest last summer when he hinted that a reboot of the show could be in the works. Now, a new report suggests that that possibility is all but a certainty, and new episodes of the dearly departed sci-fi series could start shooting as soon as this summer.

    According to TVWise, original “X-Files” network Fox “is close to giving an official green-light to a revival of their iconic science fiction series,” and is set to order a “short-stack” season of less than 10 episodes (akin to the network’s other limited “event series” programming). Talks with 20th Century Fox Television, which produced the original series from 1993-2002, are still ongoing.

    TVWise also reports that original stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson are both already on board for the project, citing their scheduling conflicts as the number one delay in getting the revival off the ground. Fox hopes to begin production sometime this summer, according to the site.

    In addition to Duchovny and Anderson, Mitch Pileggi is also confirmed to return, as are “other key cast members,” TVWise reports. Carter will write, direct, and produce the project.

    After Carter set off a firestorm with his comments last summer, Fox confirmed talks with the creator earlier this year during a panel at the Television Critics Association winter press tour. With this new report, it seems that “X-Files” fans have good reason to keep their hopes up.

    [via: TVWise]

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  • 10 Things That Need to Happen in the New ‘X-Files’

    My heart nearly exploded when word leaked The X-Files,” most likely for a limited run sometime in the next few years. While stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson, who played FBI special agents Mulder and Scully, respectively, have a lot on their plates right now, with Duchovny’s NBC series “Aquarius” set to air soon and Anderson bumped up to a beefier role in this summer’s season of “Hannibal,” that doesn’t mean its return still isn’t imminent. Original creator Chris Carter’s most recent effort, a series for Amazon called “The After,” was unceremoniously canceled even though the company had ordered an entire season of the show, so he’s free, which means that the show could be incubated creatively even while waiting for its stars to become available.

    It also got us thinking to what a season of “The X-Files” would look like in 2015 (or beyond) and the 10 things that we really, really want should the series return. To say we were obsessed is an understatement; we used to buy the episode guides (printed as actual books back then) when the series would end and spent stupid money on VHS tapes that would include a small handful of episodes. Even today we dabble in the spin-off comic book series and make it a point to listen to Kumail Nanjiani’s brilliant “X-Files Files” podcast each and every week.

    So read on for the 10 essentials that would make this new season of “The X-Files” totally indispensable.

    1. A Mixture of Episodes
    What made “The X-Files” such a thrill, especially in those initial seasons, was the mixture of the types of episodes. There were the “mythology” episodes, which focused on the overarching goals of a group of colonizing alien forces and the humans on earth conspiring with them to overthrow the globe. These were more benign and scarier in the early episodes. As the show went on, the mythology episodes became increasingly knotty and unwieldy (until it was positively impossible to untangle) but still form the fundamental backbone of the series, particularly as it relates to Mulder’s quest to find his sister Samantha, who he believes was abducted by aliens when they were both children. On the other hand, there were the so-called “monster of the week” episodes, which would focus on some kind of ghoul, goblin, mutant, or otherworldly terror. These had a broader breadth of possibility when it came to both content and theme, focusing on everything from a stretchy monster guy who ate human livers and hibernated for thirty years at a time to a mystery centered around the house from “The Brady Bunch” to a weird desert town that worshipped a massive slug as their deity (seriously — if you’ve never seen that one, look it up, it’s gross). If “The X-Files” is going to succeed today, it’s going to have to maintain a mixture of the serialized storyline and the stand-alone gems, especially if this is a shorter season (as it almost certainly will be).

    2. ‘Funny Ones’
    Another hallmark of “The X-Files,” and one that isn’t talked about nearly enough, are the “funny ones,” episodes like the aforementioned “Brady Bunch” episode (penned by future “Breaking Bad” impresario Vince Gilligan) or the quartet of incredible episodes written by reclusive genius Darin Morgan (including the Emmy-winning “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose” and the freak-show-centered “Humbug”). These are terribly important to the ebb and flow of the series, and if the show is only back for a handful of episodes, we’re begging, pleading, and practically crying for them to do a “funny one,” especially if it mocks how long it’s been between the end of the series (May 19th, 2002) or even the last movie (July 24th, 2008). Now that would be hilarious.

    3. Some Selective Retconning
    As we’ve already said, by the time the TV series wrapped up (if that’s really the word), both main characters had been abducted and for a time the show decided to instead focus on some new FBI agents who were not, in fact, Mulder and Scully. (This was a desperate attempt at elongated the series when the principles really didn’t feel like doing it any longer; results were mixed to say the least.) When everybody got together for the similarly ill-advised second movie, they ignored a bunch of what came before it, particularly in the final years of the series, ignoring completely a subplot where Mulder and Scully had a child (or something) and pretending like all of the alien mumbo jumbo just didn’t exist. It was the right attitude but the wrong execution. For the new series, they should also ignore a lot of what came before it, otherwise you run the risk of getting bogged down in the quagmire of the mythology and other things that people, today, probably don’t care about. We would also suggest cherry-picking from the recent “Season 10” comic book arc, including (but not limited to) the resurrection of the hipster conspiracy theorists The Lone Gunmen, who had their own spin-off for a spell before coming back to the series and getting killed off. In the comic book, the nerds faked their own death and their new headquarters is located below their graves. Come on now, that’s fun.

    4. Get the Band Back Together
    This seems like a bit of an impossibility, especially given how frayed some of the interpersonal relationships of these people have become in the years since the show was last on the air, but it would be tremendous if there was a way to reunite some of the core creative talent from the show — not only series creator Chris Carter, but also principles like director Rob Bowman, writer Frank Spotnitz, writers Glen Morgan and James Wong (who were responsible for some of the very best and weirdest episodes, like the temporarily banned inbred cannibal story “Home”), writer Darin Morgan, and writer Glen Howard. Most of these people are busy doing other things, but they also seem incredibly loyal and attached to their time on “The X-Files” and it’s hard to imagine if, given the chance, they wouldn’t come back for an episode or two.

    5. Autopsies
    Now every crime show does tons of autopsies, but “The X-Files” was really the first to showcase the graphic procedure on mainstream television. Hopefully these autopsies will make the cut this time around (get it?) And while we’re at it, we wouldn’t mind seeing a lot of references to the original series. That means that Mulder has to love porn and sunflower seeds (not necessarily at the same time), Scully has to mention her dearly beloved (and sadly lost) dog Queequeg, and Assistant Director Skinner, if he hasn’t been promoted yet, has to sternly reprimand them. Yay inside jokes!

    6. A Return to Focus on Mulder and Scully’s Relationship
    The will-they/won’t-they sexual chemistry that defined the early days of the Mulder/Scully relationship was electric. We remember a Rolling Stone magazine cover that featured the two of them in bed that almost caused mass hysteria. But as the show progressed, their relationship was solidified and the spark went out. By the time the second movie rolled around, they were this boring old couple living in the woods and cuddling (or something). It didn’t exactly have the same thrill. If you’re going to re-open “The X-Files,” maybe there should be a rift in their relationship. Maybe they’re on the outs. And so they are working at getting back together, so the flirtatious stuff that made those early seasons so great could return in an organic way that doesn’t feel forced or overwrought. But please, anything but them in a cabin together. We don’t want to think about Mulder and Scully squabbling over who took the trash out last and whether or not they have enough milk for the rest of the week.

    7. Pantsuits
    “The X-Files” was filmed in the halcyon days of the pantsuit, back in the mid-’90s. If somebody doesn’t wear a pantsuit in this new series, we will be extremely disappointed.

    8. Clearly Canadian Locations
    Some of the fun of “The X-Files,” especially before the production moved to Los Angeles following the release of the first movie, was noticing how clearly Canadian everything was. They filmed in Vancouver, British Columbia, and everything from the low-lying fog to the mossy forests to the accents of the extras just screamed Canada. That kind of chilly dampness was a vital part of the “X-Files” aesthetic and it would be great if this new production could return to those locations (and those accents).

    9. A Stand-Alone Season
    This season must have a beginning, a middle, and an end, and all must feel satisfactory and emotionally sound. Even the series finale felt half-baked and open-ended, with fans and critics alike crying out for more (especially more closure). So if “The X-Files” comes back for an additional season, it can be overtly ambitious and unsatisfactorily concluded. Hopefully, this season will lead to more seasons, but if it doesn’t, then this new season should be able to stand on its own. You can be full from a bowl of ice cream and still want more ice cream. That’s what we’re hoping this new season is like.

    10. Goo
    Because, really, what is “The X-Files” without goo?
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